— conmigo tú te ves mejor

LUCAS WESTON here to seal your girl, your guy and your skate, all while singing romeo santos in your ear. or maluma. don't worry, i'm flexible like that

[westonlucas]

TEXT📲 ALEJANDRA

ALE: Hands to myself is a good as fuck song.

ALE: She's got some bops though, you can't be too mad.

LUCAS: taki taki it's a fucking awesome song

LUCAS: her best

[westonlucas]

TEXT📲 QUINN

QUINN: Is that all it takes for you to forgive someone?

LUCAS: if the only thing she has done to me is sing awful, yeah

[westonlucas]

text message ✉️ jake ⇆ open

JAKE: tell me you know of some shit that's going down this weekend? doesn't have to be huge. i'll settle for a shit show if needed.

LUCAS: honestly, i have weed and booze.

[westonlucas]

TEXT📲 LUCAS & TONY.

TONY: yeah man i'll come over after work

[...]

LUCAS: i request five seconds stop from the loners act.

[westonlucas]

dylanroses‌:

PRIVATE

So we’re like labeled as loners, then? Is that what you’re getting at? Can I tell my girlfriend that I’m a loner?

PRIVATE

Yeah, we are not jokes or losers, we are loners. I don’t know dude, maybe, but you got it make it hot. 

[westonlucas]

santanaloxo‌:

Alright, I’m gonna say it because nobody else seems to care. All of the teachers at our school are actually idiots. Especially, Mr. Schuester. Today he taught an entire lesson about “Argentinian culture” and ended it by singing “Remember Me” from Coco. Where does Figgins find these people? Even children know that Coco takes place in Mexico.

I could sue him. 

[westonlucas]

LUCAS📲 LIAM

LIAM: why the fuck do u kno her street name?

LUCAS: what no? i was gonna ask u

[westonlucas]

TEXT📲 LUCAS & TONY.

TONY: u seen the music video for that though?

TONY: she looks so good.

LUCAS: yeah, dude was hot too.

LUCAS: come over

[westonlucas]

TEXT📲 OPEN

QUINN: Just make sure you don't listen to any live performances because you'll probably be really disappointed in it.

LUCAS: yeah she sings bad live

LUCAS: she is hot tho, so we forgive her.

[westonlucas]

LUCAS 📲 FINN

LUCAS: i don't keep shit it's not mine.

LUCAS: what else? you thought that i cut our pictures and throw me into a fire?

LUCAS: who the fuck i am? taylor swift?

FINN: Toss em' out then?

FINN: You're sure being dramatic like Taylor Swift

[westonlucas]

LUCAS 📲 FINN

FINN: :/ :/ :/ :/ :/ :/ :/ :/ :/ :/ :/

FINN: I don't know I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say the football player can beat the skater boy.

LUCAS: Stop it.

LUCAS: Not when Skater boy has to fight football players cause of someone mouthy and small so.

LUCAS: Avril Laving keeps winning.

[westonlucas]

LUCAS 📲 FINN

FINN: :/

FINN: Dude every time we wrestled in junior high school you tapped out.

LUCAS: Don't do that face.

LUCAS: Yeah that was before I became angsty and Tony got into fights.

[westonlucas]

LUCAS 📲 FINN

FINN: Thanks.

FINN: I don't know what shit you're talking about. I literally just want to talk.

FINN: Also...you can't take me.

LUCAS: Don't have pretty memories of the last time you tried that.

LUCAS: I can take you.

LUCAS: Have you seen my arms? I could destroy you.

[westonlucas]

LUCAS 📲 FINN

FINN: Are you sure you don't care?

FINN: Cuz honestly I do...I used to have two best friends and now I just have Puck.

FINN: I want to clear this shit up.

LUCAS: I have Tony now. Dylan too.

[...]

LUCAS: Tomorrow.

LUCAS: I won't hesitate to punch you if you pull some shit, Finn.

[westonlucas]

LUCAS 📲 FINN

FINN: Yeah...my mom likes you too.

FINN: Dude it just caught me off guard okay! I don't care that you're gay!

FINN: Or bi or whatever!

FINN: I don't want someone walking around thinking I'm a dick. Can we meet up and talk tomorrow?

LUCAS: she is awesome.

LUCAS: bi

LUCAS: i don't care anymore, it's fine.

LUCAS: what for?

[westonlucas]

LUCAS 📲 FINN

FINN: ???

FINN: I'm not a dick just cuz I play football. It's just weird that we're talking again all of a sudden.

FINN: I thought we were just gonna like...forget about each other idk.

LUCAS: you are tho.

LUCAS: i didnt want u to have to buy shit, cause i still like your mpm

LUCAS: yeah cause i like dick, i know.

LUCAS: i'll just leave the things in your locker

[westonlucas]

theodoramotta‌:

Important questions from Dora: would you rather have no elbows or no knees?

Do I get to keep the part them or not?