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josh: look, i hate listening to people's dreams. it's like flipping through a stack of photographs. if i'm not in any of them and nobody's having sex, i just don't care.

#the west wing #josh lyman #incorrect quotes #source: it's always sunny in philadelphia

abbey: just give up before you embarrass yourself.

bartlet: oh no, i never give up before i embarrass myself.

#the west wing #abbey bartlet #jed bartlet #the bartlets #incorrect quotes #source: drake and josh

sam: i don't like your accusatory tone.

toby: well, i'd use a different tone, but i'm trying to accuse you of something.

#the west wing #sam seaborn #toby ziegler #incorrect quotes

josh: i’m just saying that the plan was genuinely dumb, as many of our plans are, i now realize.

sam: what about your whole speech about "i have the grace of a falcon, and i’ll be in and out like a demon’s whisper"?

donna: yeah, you stood up on your chair and said that speech for everybody.

josh: it was a good speech. it was very persuasive, but i regret it now.

#the west wing #josh lyman #sam seaborn #donna moss #incorrect quotes #source: it's always sunny in philadelphia

josh: i hate teenagers.

zoey: oh yeah, we’re the worst!

#the west wing #josh lyman #zoey bartlet #incorrect quotes #source: drake and josh

leo: why are your shoes wet?

josh: there was this huge puddle

leo: but why did you step in it?

josh: it was a huge puddle

leo:

leo: you are 36 years old.

#the west wing #leo mcgarry #josh lyman #incorrect quotes

josh: my breakfast consisted of gummies——made with real fruit——and you're trying to tell me i’m not eating right?!?

#the west wing #josh lyman #incorrect quotes #source: texts from last night

cj: you know, if i were a divorced older woman, i would take everything from my ex-husband. suffer, you cheating bastard!

cj: *laughs* oh, i can't wait to be divorced.

#the west wing #cj cregg #incorrect quotes #source: that 70s show

bartlet, talking about josh: leo, have we created a monster?

leo, without skipping a beat: yes, i've been saying that for years!

#the west wing #jed bartlet #leo mcgarry #incorrect quotes #source: big mouth

sam: why would sally sell seashells by the seashore?

toby: ...

sam: i mean, it’s a terrible location for a seashell stand.

#the west wing #sam seaborn #toby ziegler #incorrect quotes #source: that 70s show

toby: every year, i give sam the same present i give everyone: a crisp $20 bill. and every year, he gets me something thoughtful and personal. it makes me furious.

#the west wing #toby ziegler #incorrect quotes #source: parks and rec

stanley: alright, josh, i've got a few questions for you.

josh: you got questions? for me? i feel terrible, i didn’t get you anything.

#the west wing #stanley keyworth #josh lyman #incorrect quotes #source: big mouth

sam: my father is not a man. he is a one-star yelp review come to life.

#the west wing #sam seaborn #incorrect quotes #source: big mouth

donna: i have the three things that people want. i’m hot and i’m smart.

josh: that’s two things.

donna: no, it’s three. i count hot twice. i mean, [gestures to self] come on.

#the west wing #donna moss #josh lyman #incorrect quotes #source: that 70s show

donna: i may or may not die young.

donna: i haven’t decided yet.