“alternate dimension cross-overs? c’mon, wesley, what are you — barry allen? are people seriously making conspiracy theories like that though? like how the fuck has that got to do anything with the album? but about the other stuff, i could get how people could conspire that — with how she released an album shading her husband on her own husband’s platform, which is pretty shady. but then again, she could just be savage as hell. really, vaughn? i could just use your account? no pun or lame jokes up your sleeve to torture me with just so i could use it?”
“barry allen is too cool for me, so no, i’m not quite him. maybe one day. how cool would that be? but bentley, come on --- get with the times! people make conspiracy theories about everything. ever heard the one where people say the government tries to poison us by snow? oh, or the siri apocalypse! my personal favorite is that the moon straight up doesn’t exist though. like fuck it, it’s all fake. so this beyonce conspiracy isn’t even that far-fetched if you think about it in the grand scheme of things. but yeah, why not? i’m not using it, so i might as well share. so don’t ever say i’m not nice, yeah? i’m building my resume for pope-hood...i’ll be the meme pope. i’ll bring the age of meme enlightenment.”
