☾✧∘*:.°∘ sweet ophelia.

— SHE'S the type that comes with her claws o u t, won’t LET anyone ( hurt ) her friends, DEFENDS others w i t h her teeth and tongue ( e v e n ) at the expense of herself, tells me h e r hands SHAKE on trains but i’ve seen her ( LITTLE ) body stand between grown men and the women she wants to defend; she TAUGHT me that ( t h e r e ) is more than just fire !

[daihazed-deactivated20171117]

[edwardmsn]

“ y’know, i’ve never been a fan of nature scenes, per se, but when it’s all a country has to offer, i guess it’s best to embrace it. plus, i fucking love going out on the water, and they’ve got a shit ton of that here, so i’m not gonna let something petty ruin my mood ( for once ). “

[bentlcy]

“but how are you not a fan of nature scenes, per se, when you love going out on the water? not to burst your little petty bubble, but ya’ do realize that water is a fucking part of nature too, right? so when a country like this has huge bodies of water, wouldn’t this be the type of nature scene that presumably, you’d be a fan of?”

[keagsromero-blog]

keagan: KELLY’S NOT EVEN A GOOD ONE #WEAK keagan: good luck living ur live as a chevy tahoe :/ not even a suburban :\ yikes @ u keagan: also i will never stop :) keagan: listen………………………………when will  u l ove me

[bentlcy]

bentley: wHO U CALLING WEAK U HOE, LOOK IN THE MIRROR bentley: i dont even know anything abt cars STOP TALKING CAR TALK 2 ME, i am but a simple gal bentley: but just for the record IM A BENTLEY, AND I HAVE KICKASS ENGINE AND MOTOR AND SHIT OK bentley: ur lucky i haven’t run u over yet : ) and tbh probably not until u burn them uglee socks

[bentlcy]

text — chevrolet 🚙

keagan: i am so offended by u rn that i dont even kno how to respond

keagan: other than a big F U, SATAN

keagan: listen chevy u don't insult taco bell like this............. i wont stand for it u lousy PICKLE

bentley: why are u always so damn rude 2 me, im just tryna look out for u and protect u :/

bentley: u never seem to APPRECIATE me... always calling me the wrong name and calling me satan

bentley: the only lousy PICKLE in this conversation is u bc u think that taco bell actually serves real tacos like no , their food makes u have diarrhea thats not good 4 u

[bentlcy]

text — 🐪

keagan: y r we on a ship i want taco bell ://///

keagan: like rllllllyyytt rllllyyy bad :///

keagan: do u think they deliver to milan

bentley: why couldn't u ask urself that when u decided to go on a fuckin' CRUISE

bentley: what's wrong with the tacos on the boat tho...

bentley: tbh milan probably doesn't even have taco bell, god bless they're doing our stomachs an actual favor

[veradcmore-blog]

❝ y’know, i honestly didn’t think i would find anyone who shared my bitterness, either. i thought everyone would have a stick up their butt about their sweet old nana eileen. because this ranting thing worked out so well, next we should sit outside on the deck and quietly judge all the elderly who walk past as a form of silent rebellion. damn, you’re a genius…that never even occurred to me ! now everything makes sense – age is an epidemic ! lock your doors and hide your children because no one is safe. ❞

[bentlcy]

“do sweet old nana eileens even exist anymore? like c’mon, have you seen the visit? it’s a pretty shit movie, but it does make a good point. old people can be fucking psycho, sometimes - you never fucking know! one moment they’re offering you a cookie and the next, they’re killing you in their damn oven. y’know, i’d actually be up for this whole quiet judgment day thing. we’ll sit back, relax on the deck and nitpick the ones that look like they’ll pose some kind of danger against our generation. we’ll even fucking rebel against them by refusing to eat their cookies if they offer us some!”

[keagsromero-blog]

keagan: um….. no….. do i even have a mother keagan: u can go ahead & call it’s not like she’s gonna be all !!!!!! on my ass she gonna be like “and…?” keagan: OH SURE U DONT KNOW ME LMAO WHO R U ???? is ur name mercedes??? keagan: audi??? shit sorry… it was actually chevy wasn’t it… that’s right sorry keagan: couldn’t believe i 4got ur name there for a sec, chevy!!! sorry :/ keagan: chevy, if u burn my socks i will burn ur hair :)

[bentlcy]

bentley: idk doesnt everyone have one..... bentley: damn wow mother of the year? :/ it ok i’ll call the poptart police then and get them on ur toaster strudel cheatin’ ass bentley: ENOUGH STOP MAKING FUN OF MY NAME bentley: when will the car insults fucking stop man, i just wanna live bentley: o ya!! ur totes right my name is chevy, how’d u kno!! kelly’s ur name isn’t it?? bentley: COME AND TRY ME, KELLY ILL BURN EVERYTHING U LOVE

[spacedom-blog]

     “I don’t think I have ruined their lives because they all don’t know I just said that. Besides they would probably agree with me that children are more optimistic than adults such as themselves. Well I have a full book full of credible information i found in books and stuff, but also information that I have found myself. I would explain them to you but it is kind of hard to explain without them in front of me. But it’s mostly like government secrets, pictures and such from NASA. And they are not like crop circles, they are like actual sky-pictures. Ah, unfortunately my mother is entirely human. But well, this is going to sound kind of silly, but my dad works for NASA and so I sort of just got into space and all that came along with it. I just want everyone to know the truth and understand that aliens can be really helpful and important to the human race as well.”

[bentlcy]

“hm, you really take all of this stuff fuckin’ seriously, don’t ya’? you sound like quite the researcher too - even though you’re taking a gap year, i’m pretty sure you’ll have no problem getting back out there to the college life. i’d actually like to see the information you’ve gathered though, so you can always show and explain it to me next time when you bring the evidence. government secrets, no fuckin’ way! wouldn’t you get arrested for showing someone that kind of information? or maybe even obtaining it to begin with? do you even have any of that, legally? wait, hold up. your dad is with NASA? now it makes fuckin’ sense why you were defending them so badly - it’s because you’re working with the possible enemy. since your dad works for NASA, he could be brainwashing you with faux information that they aren’t hiding any alien life when maybe they actually are? that’s what always happens in the damn movies, anyway.”

[bentlcy]

text → caleb

caleb: so today i found out some very spicy information..

caleb: you remember that lady i've been complaining about?

caleb: I CAUGHT HER DOIN IT IN THE BROOM CLOSET

bentley: no way, are u talking abt our boss????

bentley: lmao jk im not surprised

bentley: always knew she was a nasty since she was always attacking me for no reason anyway

bentley: but its about time she gets laid?? i always knew her love life is dead since all she did was flirt w u

[bentlcy]

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[spacedom-blog]

     “ No, no, no I’m not insulting everyone else I am just saying that children see things differently than adults. Adults can be optimistic but even that is different than kids’ point of view on things. I’m sorry if I offended you Bentley.  —Well if you want proof I can show you proof, but It will probably seem ridiculous and not worth your time. But it is real proof I know it is because I’ve seen fake proof and there is large difference. I mean it would be like when celebrities come out with their relationship; there are people who are happy that.. let’s say Taylor Swift and Harry Styles are together. On the flip side though there people that hate “TARRY SWILES” is together you know? Well, It’s the same with aliens. There would be people who are pumped that aliens are here but then there would be people who would want us to bomb all the planets so the aliens will die. And back to the celebrities as an example.. It’s not like they want us to not know about their love, they just know that it’s better if they keep it a secret until they’re so in love they don’t care what the media says. We are! I just think the stars show the important aspects of someone’s character, maybe even the secret parts they don’t want anyone to know about them. “ 

[bentlcy]

"no, no, don’t apologize to me - apologize to all the adults in the world out there that you’ve just fuckin’ offended. you’ve probably ruined their lives, made them feel worthless and quit their jobs, y’know - all that stuff. hm, are you sure you have the real proof though and not actually the fake proof? because i’ve seen a lot of proof on the web and i’m pretty sure most of them are fuckin’ fake and photoshopped, somehow. tarry swiles, seriously? i’m not even sure if you got their ship name right, dom - it sounds all wrong. well, of course there’s going to be two different types of people and two different types of reactions to each situation. it’s just how the world works, really, so i’m not fucking surprised. hey dom, how did you even get into all this astrology and alien stuff, anyway? were you just born one day and raised by an alien mother - and that’s why you’re so protective of the alien race and so eager to prove to everyone of their existence? are you secretly an alien?”

[rcsamie-blog]

“if the world was ending, i’d go for the twinkles and the ho-ho’s. they’d last forever, you know?” she grinned. at bentley’s offer to come over she flung her arms around the girl as they walked. “yes please! don’t be lazy, be my friend. all i’ve been doing is hanging out with logan.” amaya pulled herself away from bentley with a heavy sigh. her voice carried the weight she tried to ignore when she was with the boy. her mind turned over the way he laughed and her stomach churned in a similar to the nature of anxiety in the way it made her breathe but it was more pleasant and she was apprehensive of the fact that she was unfamiliar with such an emotion. she swallowed, shaking her head slightly. “i feel confused every time i say his name.” she half-whined. “i need bentley time. i’m gonna go crazy!” she clutched her best friend’s arm in desperation.”im going to carrie at the prom, britney spears after kevin federline, miley cyrus after hannah montana crazy!” as she spoke her voice rose to a squeak, her hands flinging in exasperated gestures as she exhaled and looked at bentley. “i realize that was a little dramatic. i apologize. please still consider being my friend.”

[bentlcy]

“oh, c’mon - with the way your appetite works and how you eat, i hardly doubt that a box of twinkies and ho-ho’s will last forever.” bentley remarked, a chuckle following behind. “oooo, logan, huh? the logan barron? hmmm? hmmmmm? what have you two been doing together lately?” she teased, emphasizing on certain parts. bentley nudged the girl, curious as to how her best friend’s love life has been doing whereas her own is nonexistent. “what kind of confusion? confusion as to how it’s possible you can like a guy this fucking much? or confusion as to why he’s an absolute asshole that needs some of bentley’s ass-kicking? wait, is an he asshole? did he hurt your feelings? did he do anything wrong?” she inquired, piling questions on top of another as new thoughts popped into her head. bentley only watched with fear and shock on her face as amaya went ballistic on her. she backed away from the other brunette slowly, scanning the girl carefully as she reconsidered her life decisions once again. she looked around at the people walking past them, laughing nervously as she shrugged and raised her hands, “do you know this crazy lady? because i fuckin’ don’t. nope! don’t know her at all! never seen her before in my life!”

[keagsromero-blog]

keagan: u r a menace…………………………… i’d call u satan but aurora is that level but ur close behind keagan: r u like this bc ur a witch? :ooooo keagan: ………………..y r u callin toaster sturdels knock off im?????? #urawitch keagan: dont play me like this of course oreos r my bae it’s like u don’t know me….. fuck keagan: ummmmm bc those socks were tight?????? r u ok?????? keagan: stop bein jealous…….. u can borrow the shirt if u rly want to all u have to do is ask u don’t have to pretend to h8 it :/ 

[bentlcy]

bentley: uM DO U KISS UR MOTHER WITH THAT MOUTH? i am not a menace i am so offended, u aint wrong about satan! aurora tho :/ bentley: i can’t believe ur using these insults toward me , i am calling ur mother rn bentley: wait till mrs. romero hears abt this!! & yes im calling them a knock off bc its the TRUTH bentley: maybe i dont know u hm.. after this toaster strudel aka KNOCKOFF incident its like ur a completely different person.. bentley: those socks were INAPPROPRIATE!! enough!! bentley: u right im just pretending i h8 it so i can borrow it :// and burn it :)

[corcs]

cora: ur face is evidence enough what more do u need cora: hmmm :/// says alot about how u spend ur life and how much it revolves around me ://  cora: blessing /AND/ a curse …. sounds like ur the curse cora: YIKES SOUNDS FAKE AS HELL! SWEAT IS WORSE THAN OIL, U SHOULDVE JUST STICKED TO OIL  cora: u can’t report me bitch i already told them that ur a fake u cant do SHIT  cora: i get them the money they wont listen to some girl make fake ass complaints cora: /YOU/ have proof cora: thanks i know it is. cora: maybe u should learn compliments from me :///  cora: i mean im better at it and u seem to suck at it so ://  cora: guess i’ll use you for my latest charity project

[bentlcy]

bentley: u know cora, in case u didnt know IM SICK AND TIRED OF ALL THIS UFCKIN DISRESPECT bentley: like goddamn i kno ur bitter, we’re all bitter, but like move on or AT LEAST tell me the reason ur even bitter 2 begin with bentley: its getting old :/ im so used to ur insults its time for u to mix it up a bit, send me compliments and luv instead bentley: the only curse abt me is how pretty i am tbh  bentley: buT OIL IS GROSS, ITS GREASY, NO ONE WANTS TO BE GREASY OILY GROSS like oil on the face!! 

bentley: sweating aint even that bad its literally just the skin crying from all the exercise bentley: WOAH CORA VALERIEVA!! U KNOW WHAT COMPLIMENTS ARE?? bentley: stop using ppl as charity, i am not charity um

[veradcmore-blog]

❝ fuck, you’re right…i didn’t even think about that. maybe i should check the sex offender registry to make sure he’s not a fucking perv on top of everything else. i don’t know – the older i get, the more i’m convinced that any white dude above the age of sixty-five should just sit on the couch watching the game show network until they wither away. at least that way they’d be harmless. ❞

[bentlcy]

“you’d really better, and not just for your fuckin’ sake either - but for all the possible victims of his bitter harassment and really pervy vibes as well! shit, i’m glad i’m not the only fuckin’ one who thinks that way. i usually have nothing against senior citizens or old people, but with the way some of them act, it seems like a lot of them are either trying too hard to relive their golden days and act really damn young again or just way too hung up on the past to realize that it’s a new fuckin’ generation. also, guess who else is a part of the senior citizen population? donald trump.”

[haydvns-blog]

&&.        “ clearly he’s scum who was somehow worthy of a second chance. shit like that makes it harder to believe in love am i right ? especally ‘cause it happened to beyoncé – honestly what the fuck. if i ever figure out jay z’s where abouts, he better watch his back ‘cause ‘m thinkin’ of the a real nasty prank – though i think bey got him pretty good like fuck, those lyrics are pretty explicit. a day where bentley agrees with me is a day i wasn’t sure i’d live. let’s not tell cora about this, okay ? he was probably horny, but too big of an idiot to think about callin’ his wife up for some phone sex or skype sex or somethin’. but cheaters always get caught, so the joke’s on him. she makes eight five percent of the population happy, so i dunno really. but you’re still givin’ him your services – ya’ really want to be connected to T H A T ? might as well get spotify or apple music now. ”

[bentlcy]

“despite how agitated the whole situation makes me and how it has lead me to seriously consider giving up all the hope i had in love, i don’t think i ever really will stop believing in love. i mean, shit happens all the fuckin’ time - it doesn’t necessarily mean love is any less real. bad things are going to happen to good people anyway, y’know? another prank, seriously, beckett? doesn’t it ever fuckin’ tire you to have to constantly plan out some sort of mischief and to ruin another person’s day? at this point, it’s pretty sad to say that i’m not surprised. don’t even get me damn started on her lyrics! ‘yonce dragged and shaded him so hard, i couldn’t be any prouder of the queen bee. oh, don’t worry, i’m sure people wouldn’t believe us even if we decided to tell them we actually agreed on a damn thing for once. what’s with people and cheating when they could clearly fuckin’ save everyone the extra heartbreak and break up if they were so unhappy to begin with? alright, alright, looks like i’ll finally have to surrender to getting the apple music trial, then.”

[keagsromero-blog]

keagan: liste….n…. ok i don’t hate them it’s just ://// every1 is sayin poptarts are better and it’s just so upseting……….  keagan: it’s draggin me down and stuff like :/// keagan: um but exCUSE???? i have the BES T fashion choices on this entire ship???? thx for ur input but no thx tbqh :/ 

[bentlcy]

bentley: u don’t hate them?? hmm.. sounds p fake if u asked me... sounds like ur someone who rlly hates poptarts :// bc ur just JEALOUS of the beauty that r poptarts bentley: why u so mad tho?? bc everyone is fuckin right?? bentley: i can’t believe ur one of those ppl who like the kNOCKOFF brands  bentley: next thing i know u’ll probs be telling me u like the shitty “great value cookies ‘n cream cookies” over OREOS  bentley: ok. thats what u say yet u were the one tryna rock some weed socks the other day bentley: WYD THIS SHOULD BE ILLEGAL U SHOULD BE ILLEGAL enough !!!! no more!! ive fuckin hAD it