I saw an advert the other day and it read –
Due to the tragic loss of its founding members
Bracknell’s Amateur S&M club
I’ll tell you where this left me…
cold, stiff, pale blue body hung (p)
with wood shaped like teeth of a wild boar (pp)
The paper stuck to his chest invited
Tom sported a two inch wide brown leather strap (p)
it should have been on a suitcase (p)
Not around his bloody neck throttling the adventurous life from of his body
Not creating a scarecrow for the crows to sit on and shit on (p)
Not leaving him limp and lifeless on the back of his bedroom door (pp)
like he was a cardboard cut-out.
The skin around Tom’s eyes was painted greenie blue (p)
a sort of pale seaweed (p)
the sort of blue that adorned the 1970’s ‘3 wheeled’ disability scooter (p)
the one with motorbike handles instead of a steering wheel.
Ten false finger nails (f)
Ten, ‘devil-quills’ dipped and seemingly dripping (p)
a polished concrete coloured face stressed (f)
themselves a cave for (p)
a big fat purple bloated tongue (pp)
a welcome mat for his pair of bulging bloodshot eyes
Intrigue induced septicemia
an expected investigation
no one could proposition (p)
It takes years of erosion for a stream to become a river
rabbits, wands, broomsticks, Dysons, root vegetables, members of the salad family that are (p)
Shopping focussed on the phallic
Deodorants, detergents (p)
Her years in class finally bore relevance –
Irony is the death of a girl (p)
whose protracted panic stricken death was an due to allergic reaction (p)
her not so generous life forcibly ejected from her mouth (p)
like lava from a volcano.
There was nothing Anna’s, ‘Bloody-hell Marries,’
could do to stop the sprawling tree roots of death (p)
once retribution had piggy-backed her lungs.
After thirty five minutes the lava stopped (p)
the gimp gag had turned her beauty into a hot air balloon (p)
caricature of humpty dumpty (p)
a bright orange space hopper. (pp)
Bracknell’s Amateur S&M club
