Wet Secret

Making you wet and creamy since 1991.

[meowsfeed]

Source: joseph_of_water

[ourhasretgultekin]

[catboybiologist]

Come for the woman in the cocktail dress, stay for the looney toons ass production

[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]

[professional-chaotic-dumbass]

you just met hank hill

[canadiangold]

I don’t WANT my laptop to be the Thinnest Model Yet

I want a battery that will outlast the sun, a screen big enough to blind the person behind me, more USB slots than there are apple fanboys in the bay area, a fucking disc reader/writer

[canadiangold]

i will pay extra for it to be heavy enough to bludgeon someone to death

[april]

she took the steam library in the divorce

[megaceros]

[mattonious]

DEPLOY THE BOY

[boyfail]

ALL BOYS DEPLOYED

[fairycosmos]

job interviews feel so weirdly degrading it's like you're asking to be exploited and they still reject you

[stargumi]

he is jsut hes just going to go  trick or treating

[tshifty]

sometimes i just want to laugh at how absurd everything is. like, jeff bezos has enough money to literally end the war in yemen. he could literally end it. nearly any celebrity in the world has the money to fix the flint water crisis. like there is a handful of rich people who, if they just put their money where their fucking mouths were, could solve so many problems. but they dont!!! they just buy another house, or a car, or a company where they don’t pay their workers fair wages so they can get richer. it’s just!!!!!!! sometimes i want to laugh bc it’s so absurd and this is why we say eat the rich. 

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

This could literally be an Onion article

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

Spending a nice 5 minutes in the Despair Pod before a union-busting robot physically pulls me out

[lastvalyrian]

unionising employees get sent to the mindfulness booth to atone for their sins

[nanoland]

checked it out and uh

‘small room’ is generous, motherboard 

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

THATS. THE SIZE OF MY SHOWER OH MY GOD

[muntzerism-diggerism]

[hexmaniacmareen]

[anexperimentallife]

[stockpilingantihistamines]

[funnytwittertweets]

[midiport]

people arent even trying to learn how to pirate anymore its always "where can i watch this what service is it on" never "tokyo mew mew full episodes free online no virus"

[funnytwittertweets]

[mentalhealth]

this is how i feel

[werewolfseth]

Did you know that they had a man holding rob so they wouldn’t fall over cause neither did I

[thebluetint]

this is my favorite comment on this post

[clown-strife-deactivated2021041]

Robert Pattinson POV: