she depends on you;

Haley, 26.

[degrassi]

[iamnevertheone]

[tkyle]

[prada1998]

[humorblr]

[shelly-johnson]

[tayloralison]

I’m captivated by you, baby, like a firework show. Drop everything now.

[doona-baes]

coronavirus preparedness starter pack

[whitepeopletwitter]

[thehoekage]

[brittany-murphy]

[craved-deactivated20230908]

[cinemapix]

[future-ghost]

[lusidar-deactivated20140910]

[dianaspot]

[frogmp3]

yeah france looks cool in ratatouille but i’m glad it’s not real

[scumfuckus]

i will say the funniest thing i’ve ever fucking seen on a tv soap is when my mum was watching holby city (british medical drama) many many years ago and there was this one really arrogant anaesthetist and he was bragging about something or other while holding a charged defibrillator pad in each hand and triumphantly clapped them together and just straight up electrocuted himself and fucking died. it was supposed to be like a serious scene but nothing i’ve ever watched since has surpassed that level of comedy

[scumfuckus]

it’s so much fucking funnier than i remember