the booty

They call me Lizzie. I am 20 living in Minnesota. played Rugby for 3 years.

[theweirdwideweb]

[ivebeensuicidalforalongtimesorr]

[yimmypee]

[shikuuz-deactivated20200407]

he angery

[anotherdragonsfan]

[doxxthesetits]

How could u guys forget….

[outofcontextarthur]

[queenwhiskey]

What food group is honey what the fuck is this stuff

[violetvappy-deactivated20220306]

Apparently its categorized as raw meat by the FDA, which is cursed information if I’ve ever seen it.

[queenwhiskey]

WHAT

[veganmemesyearly]

Y’all: Honey isn’t vegan because it comes from bees.

Me an intellectual: Honey isn’t vegan because it’s a raw meat.

[scientificphilosopher]

[thebestoftumbling]

[lavendertitties]

Victorious cast in Thank U, Next

[ashleyjizzdale]

[dothrakcitybitch-deactivated201]

[memehumor]

Kids I hope you don’t find them

[yoonswife]

i love myself but i dont love me back

[ripptidez-deactivated20170530]

i have never ever related to anything so fucking hard

[bestviralposts]

oh my god she’s screaming 🤣

credit: bestvideos / ig

[gayngrossdottorg]

[buddhabeeb-deactivated20220106]

It’s so sad it has to get to that point.

[furbytheminx]

He didn’t even flinch 🙄

[president-coriolanus-snow]

So me my mom and my moms cousin went out for dinner and were eating and there’s a family in the booth next to us and they’re talking about how his family came from Germany and he mentioned his father came from some small town in Germany (said the name I don’t remember what it was) but it was one of those small towns where everyone knows everyone it’s super tiny.

So my moms cousin goes “I’m sorry I don’t mean to eavesdrop but my family is from there.” And this guy looked so excited and they start chatting for a bit and the guy goes “What was your family name?” And she goes “Zimmerman.” And the guy gets suuuuuper quiet and goes “…… oh.” Like flat tone nothing.

She goes “What’s yours?” And he quietly tells her but won’t look at her and she goes quiet and goes “Oh.” And goes back to her food and the tables got SUPER awkward and tense and I’m sitting there going “Wtf is going on?” Cause they both suddenly stopped talking to each other.

On the way out I’m “What was that about?” She goes “I’ll tell you in the car.” So we get in the car and I’m like “Okay wtf was all that about?”

She goes “My great grandfather assassinated his grandfather.”

I’m like O_O ……….

[peacchidrops]

[zellah7]

[posts-that-only-suck-a-little]

i love this

[retrogamingblog]

Super Smash Bros moves performed by Marvel stuntmen

[pr1nceshawn]

The Best ATM Withdrawal Defense

[alexanders-archives]

I’m here for women with powerful dogs!

[urocyonfox-deactivated20210104]

My land lady is a 90lb 88 year old woman with 5 full grown Rottweiler boys. They sit around her when she gardens and watch her like the secret service. If you show up to pay rent they all stand up and stand between you and her.

It’s intimidating to have 5 pony size boys all staring at you until she stands up realizes it’a you and walks to you.

My favorite part is she wades through them like swamp water saying in her cute old voice ‘move’ ‘move please’ and each one she nudges to move wags his whole body at her touch and stumbles out of the way like he’s been knocked over by a truck. It gives me life paying my rent.

[thoughts-in-shower]

Being born to rich parents is probably great but having wise, emotionally intelligent parents is definitely a way better leg up for how your life will eventually turn out