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Intro Post!!

Hi!! Im your blog host Cathetus!! I use they/them/doll pronouns and I'm a massive WHA fan!!

I hope you all enjoy your time here!!

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Coco: Whose turn is it to give the pep-talk?

Qifrey, sighing: Olruggio.

Olruggio: Fuck shit up out there, but don’t die.

Richeh, wiping away a tear: So inspirational.

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Qifrey: Olly and I are officially dating!

Agott: We've known for ages.

Qifrey: We only started dating 2 days ago.

Agott: The fuck were you doing before that?!

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Tetia: *signs a legal document with a glitter gel pen*

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Coco: *eating cinnamon roll*

Richeh: Cannibalism.

Coco: *confused and panicked choking sounds*

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Agott: It's me and my 4 hours of sleep against the world.

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Qifrey: This is ridiculous! Olruggio and I do not use pet names!

Tetia: I see. Tell me, what do bees produce?

Qifrey: Honey?

Olruggio, poking his head around the corner: Yes, dear?

Qifrey:

Tetia, sipping her tea: Never lie to my face again.

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Coco: Tetia I have something to tell you…

Tetia: What is it?

Coco: I'm… I'm a lesbian.

Tetia: …. I thought you were an Outsider.

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Qifrey: Do you ever want to talk about your emotions, Richeh?

Richeh: No.

Coco: I do!

Qifrey: I know, Coco.

Coco: I’m sad!

Qifrey: I know, Coco.

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Qifrey: I don’t think we can mansplain, manipulate, or malewife our way out of it this time.

Richeh, creating an illegal gun spell: Manslaughter it is.

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Qifrey: Any guy can be a babygirl but it takes a man to be a single mother!

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Tetia: Would you slap your best friend for a thousand bucks?

Agott: I would slap Coco for free.

Coco, tearing up: I’m your best friend?!

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Coco: So...

Qifrey: Hm?

Coco: Who should we call?

Qifrey: I'd call Olruggio... But I feel safer in jail.