[thestrength]

Zaila - Destroyer of ankles! She’s 9. 

[jazz208]

Shit!

[theyoungandthemelanin-deactivat]

@whotfismoose

[whotfismooseagain]

She will work you in ballet shoes

[theyoungandthemelanin-deactivat]

I’ll be damned if she crosses me at 9😴

[thomasjay32]

Damn

[melaninhoe-deactivated20180111]

I rolled my ankles just looking at this

[leodreamgirl2]

god bless her

[josephineag]

Yoooooo

[smatter-deactivated20220909]

These were taken at the same moment

[wanderingatoprainbows]

Am I the only one who notices that the birds head is facing different ways in the photo so they couldnt have been taken at the same moment…..if so in the first pic the bird would have been facing the camera taking that picture.

[smatter-deactivated20220909]

Good try Nancy Drew, but I took my photo with snapchat, while my friend took the other photo with her camera app. The camera app reverses the photo after it is taken, while snapchat does not. If you have gotten your hair permed before you would know that you cannot shower for a full day after it is treated or else the water will ruin your hair, which clearly didn’t happen which means you weren’t in the shower, which means you shot your father!

[ryblogs]

💀💀💀💀💀💀

[keterkid]

People who are younger than you but taller

[gondor-calls-for-aid]

People who are younger than you but better than you at something

[emeraldembers]

People who are younger than you

[discipleofpuck]

People

[gentlepanpirate]

Being turned into a llama

[stabilizedinsanity]

A LLAMA?! HE’S SUPPOSED TO BE DEAD!!!

[nemusou-blog]

yeah… weird

[titleofblog1]

I think this is my favourite post in the history of ever.

[whaadupimsam]

Things I Say While I'm Driving

Me: What the fuck are you doing. What. The fuck. Are you doing.

Me: NICE BLINKER ASSHOLE.

Me: Why the FUCK are we not even going to speed limit. Why.

Me: I AM GOING TEN MILES PER HOUR OVER THE SPEED LIMIT WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT

Me: Shit is that a cop? No.

Me: Shit THAT is a cop.

Me: /dinosaur screams/

[husssel]

[davykesey]

[cocainexpapi-deactivated2014091]

Manhattan at 6 a.m.

[torsive]

BUT YOU REALLY GOTTA ACTUALLY CLICK ON THE PICTURE.

[teenagor]

favorite picture on here

[rileyix]

jesus

[thebigbangtheorists]

[pastelsandpunkrock-deactivated2]

shELDON YOU ABSOLUTE SWEETHEART

[actionables]

this took embarrassingly long to do, but here you go, your dash is snowing

[fstw-deactivated20141229]

[badinfluencer-deactivated201708]

Reconstructed Russet Potato Starch submerged and fried in a Premium Vegetable Oil bBend, served with a drizzle of Honey and Mustard-Seed Coulis

- $20.00

[matt-the-blind-cinnamon-roll]

I am a chef and this shit had me fall off my bed laughing.

[tashabilities]

I CANNOT do cuisine

[so-treu]

I’M OUT.

[fatbodypolitics]

The best post on tumblr.

[lejazzhot]

Joe.

[hecallsmepineappleprincess]

Talk shit get hit.

[misspsychotic]

best delivery of a verbal bitch slap in cinematic history.

[wolftyla]

[r3sp3ct-my-conglomerate]

Yup. Yup.

[kingswinchester]

I’m dying

[hoodsos-aus-deactivated20150309]

This shit better work

[sansaspark-deactivated20150711]

HAH I REBLOGGED THIS LAST NIGHT AND LOOK WHAT I GOT FROM MY DAD TODAY OUT OF THE BLUE

[whaadupimsam]

sandra is the best 

[crazy-nba]

[pornstarbucks]

when did they start putting jokes on skittles wrappers

[anthony-samaniego]