Whale all the cool puns are.

Are they kraken you up?

[punstars]

All-American Designer Punstar

[giphy]

GIPHY interviewed GIF artist Michelle Porucznik about skeletons, puns, and the one animal she hasn’t GIF’d yet. Read the whole interview here on GIPHY!

[itsastralcat]

Zodiac Puns

It’s time for some capriCorny puns.

Ugh… That pun was so bad it gave me… Cancer…

Gemin-I don’t think it was that bad

Can’t you Libra me out of this?

Oh come on, try to be more Aries!

VirGO AWAY

Fine! I’ll be leo-ving now.

*Months in the future, when looking back on all this*

Wow… I can’t believe those shitty puns Taurus apart

[toocutetohandel]

Did you hear about the man who was tap dancing? He broke his ankle when he fell into the sink.

[rainingpuns]

ONLY FROGS MAY VISIT THIS BLOG

ALL OTHERS WILL BE TOAD

[norwegian-fox-deactivated202007]

I HAD A HUGE ASS LOAF OF BREAD

SO I HIT MY LITTLE SISTER WITH IT AND WE LAUGHED SO THEN MY MOM ASKED WHAT HAPPENED AND WHEN SHE GUESSED RIGHT ALL SHE SAID WAS

“Assault with a breadly weapon" “Assault with a breadly weapon”

[dailypuns]

Same!

[gbftompkins]

Look at my sick beets I just made. B)

[aastudybae]

I’m literally counting down the days till graduation because I have been saving the pun, “my future is so clear its like I have 2020 vision” since freshman year

[morris-less]

Peas be careful.

[sugaweregoingdownshinee]

I've reached ultimate pun status

I was grilling a sandwich and my cheese fell of when I flipped it and of course like anyone would do I let out an anguished cry that was literally just me screeching ‘provolone!’ So I’m desperately trying to get this cheese back on my sandwich and I whisper 'don’t leave, me I’m so prov-alone without you’ and my mom just glares at me and tells me that I sound just like my dad. I Am aT dAD LEVEL PUN STATUS THIS IS NOT DRILL

[whaleycutepuns]

Me: *accidentally makes a pun*

Me: Sorry, that was punintended

[whaleycutepuns]

Mom: i don't want to know where eggs come from. I know they come from chickens but I don't want to know how

me: so you want to be

me:

me:

me:

me: eggnorant?

[wronghands1]

[sexybritishllama]

bee-keepers are so attractive bc beauty is in the eye of the bee holder

[boredpanda]

The Cutest Pun Cards By Impaper

[whaleycutepuns]

Pug: *accidentally knocks over paint and gets paint on his paws and proceeds to leave colorful paw prints everywhere he walks*

Me: *whispers* Pawblo Pugcasso