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prsephonies-deactivated20200815

i miss the golden era of ‘men get pegged’ posting. you all gave up on the cause so quickly

luidilovins

its because we’re busy practicing social distancing

throbbingsubs

With a long enough strap, both could be accomplished.

luidilovins

you’re right I was thinking like a quitter

souryellows

so my grandmother had this poodle named loveable for a really long time...like a suspiciously long amount of time for a dog to live. my cousin and i were at her house and it came up that she had had this dog for like, 17 years and we thought that was kind of weird so we asked my uncle about it and he goes “don’t tell anyone, but it’s not the same dog.” anyway it turns out the og loveable had died like years ago and she just got an identical dog and kept up the charade and never admitted it.

punkrorschach

SHE bought an identical dog and told OTHER PEOPLE it was the same dog???

souryellows

yep lmao that’s exactly what she did

punkrorschach

W H Y

souryellows

i stopped trying to figure out her motivations for this kind of shit a long time ago bc it got me nowhere i’m just along for the ride now

watchitfadeaway

omghotmemes

Seriously tho

thatsnotevenaword

oh my fucking god

so i’m reading this harry potter fic

and every now and then there are words like “arseented” and “marseaging” and “arseistance” and i was trying to figure out what the hell is going on

finally i got to the word “parse” and figured it out

they’re american so after they wrote it they did a find and replace to change every “ass” to “arse”

i can’t stop laughing omg

arcanewinter

“Word has made 436 replacements.”

“That sounds right.”

alexseanchai

clarseic

uglythug5000bce-deactivated2021

*spanks your ass hard* can you help me with this math problem

cluster-decay

Additive inverses,

chimpanzeedotcom

Duality of man

doreishounen

I appreciate people who aren’t into stuff I reblog but still follow me somehow

catchymemes

tell-the-stars-hello

drsloppysawbonesmd

And the words of the prophets were written on the subway walls

rouxls

oh mine god, i accidentally hath sent thou a picture of mine cock and balls…prithee delete it!! ‘Lest…thou desire to look? haha I jest, delete it…should thee crave… haha nay, banish it…'lest?