BEST HYPMIC SHITPOSTS THIS SIDE OF THE POND🔥

🐟inspired by @hypmicimagines on twt, in no way affiliated 🎣 I TAKE REQUESTS BTW

[bofuriins]

[dumbhypmicheadcanons]

For your perfect Minecraft headcanons, does Jiro have a creeper skin?

jiro has whatever skin he feels like having that day. all of his skins are terrible. sometimes he’s a creeper, sometimes he’s a big tiddy minecraft girl, sometimes he’s herobrine, whatever will confuse and/or piss people off. recently he has discovered that he can cause absolute anarchy by using a troll skin, as it triggers memories from roughly 2008 and causes extreme distress in literally everyone

[dumbhypmicheadcanons]

jeet

[qqchurch]

[dennysaurr-r]

Marine-Assigns for Hypnosis Mic cast

It begins.

[lumiizero]

angel with a shotgun

[what-if-hypmic]

[what-if-hypmic]

was on vc with my pals n we made more charts

[what-if-hypmic]

i was at the #store the other day with my pal and i saw this champagne pin while we were looking for the Worst Paint They Offered. i was immediately drawn to it as it reminded me of my darling with a disorder hifumi hypmic. i ruminated on it a bit and after we located the paint, i succumbed to my need and purchased it alongside our other stuff. however tragedy struck, when we got to the park to paint our lovely rocks with the Worst Paint The Store Offered, i noticed the champagne pin was missing! i checked all my pockets and my bag abd my friend did the same. it had completely disappeared. i was filled with great sorrow the entire like. 3 hours we painted rocks (it was REALLY shitty paint okay. then my friend went back to store w me and bought me another out kf the kindnesd of their heart. the moral of the story is um. friendship. yay!

[what-if-hypmic]

been doing this bit recently where whenever someone mentions the world cup i go "yeah idk i just feel like it could be better.... :/// for example there should be 3 ppl from each country n they should homoerotically rap battle against eachother using a new kind of microphone that gives them rap abilities n stuff that they can use to fight terrorists with illegal microphones"

[what-if-hypmic]

no ones laughed.

[pen-the-second]

thats so sad :( its ok ill laugh

[pen-the-second]

HAHAHAHAHA

[what-if-hypmic]

thank you i really appreciate this

[pen-the-second]

of course you always have great bits

[what-if-hypmic]

wait i literally did this bit to you on our way to larp ( when i was in my dark mormon outfit) and you didnt laugh you just smiled at me a little

[pen-the-second]

umm i was thinking about um i thought it was so funny that i got embarassed to laugh so hard ? so i just smiled trust

[what-if-hypmic]

jiro holding pig

[what-if-hypmic]

been doing this bit recently where whenever someone mentions the world cup i go "yeah idk i just feel like it could be better.... :/// for example there should be 3 ppl from each country n they should homoerotically rap battle against eachother using a new kind of microphone that gives them rap abilities n stuff that they can use to fight terrorists with illegal microphones"

[what-if-hypmic]

no ones laughed.

[pen-the-second]

thats so sad :( its ok ill laugh

[pen-the-second]

HAHAHAHAHA

[what-if-hypmic]

thank you i really appreciate this

[pen-the-second]

of course you always have great bits

[what-if-hypmic]

wait i literally did this bit to you on our way to larp ( when i was in my dark mormon outfit) and you didnt laugh you just smiled at me a little

[what-if-hypmic]

been doing this bit recently where whenever someone mentions the world cup i go "yeah idk i just feel like it could be better.... :/// for example there should be 3 ppl from each country n they should homoerotically rap battle against eachother using a new kind of microphone that gives them rap abilities n stuff that they can use to fight terrorists with illegal microphones"

[what-if-hypmic]

no ones laughed.

[pen-the-second]

thats so sad :( its ok ill laugh

[pen-the-second]

HAHAHAHAHA

[what-if-hypmic]

thank you i really appreciate this

[what-if-hypmic]

been doing this bit recently where whenever someone mentions the world cup i go "yeah idk i just feel like it could be better.... :/// for example there should be 3 ppl from each country n they should homoerotically rap battle against eachother using a new kind of microphone that gives them rap abilities n stuff that they can use to fight terrorists with illegal microphones"

[what-if-hypmic]

no ones laughed.

[what-if-hypmic]

he was born in a cardboard box all alone

[what-if-hypmic]

they're making up hypmic characters

[what-if-hypmic]

been doing this bit recently where whenever someone mentions the world cup i go "yeah idk i just feel like it could be better.... :/// for example there should be 3 ppl from each country n they should homoerotically rap battle against eachother using a new kind of microphone that gives them rap abilities n stuff that they can use to fight terrorists with illegal microphones"

[what-if-hypmic]

one of my favourite things about hypmic is that theyre kinda government rapper representatives in a way but theyre allowed to be criminals. samatoki (in the yakuza, mentions being in the yakuza in every song), rei (mentions scamming ppl like half the time, is literally called mc mastermind and raps about how evil he is), jyuto (not locked in), and ramuda (ramuda) are just. allowed to do that. no one tries to stop em. they can even lead divisions and no one gaf

[what-if-hypmic]

some of the others would definitely have assault charges (side eyes kuko), But they dont rap about it, nor is it their Whole Thing