what the goose

hey ummmm I like post my shit photos :3 I guess I hope you like them I mainly use film I'm a massive computer nerd I love Linux and Claude code annnd yeah:D

[what-the-goose]

So like about like the shit I will some day post idk?

So ummm I'm what the goose like I post photos my pronouns are he/him but I don't really care call me what ever. I want to like post my photos I mainly shoot landscape I use film I can draw but badly I might try one day I'm not Shure if you want me to take any photos in particular just ask I do street photography, landscape and like very rarely cars I'm not really into them but I have taken one or two good photos , personality wise I am like shy at times but I can be talkative and I try (badly) to act cute

My hobbies

So hobbies wise I am a massive nerd I am good at computer science like building computers programming web development if you want to help me out on git hub I have some cool stuff I have made my profile name is the same as on here i also love playing games like cult of the lamb, Minecraft and terraria as well as some great Nintendo games like animal crossing zelda and in particular retro games I love sonic and game boy games I even made my own game one my favourite drink would have to be white monster or a really strong espresso ( I'm addicted to caffeine T.T ) and my favourite snack would have to be salt and vinegar crisps

So anyway

So pleased message me of like anything you want me to take a photo of I keep running out of ideas but it needs to be something I can do in the UK not like "oh yeah bro go take a photo on the top of mount Everest" no fuck you I am not doing that but thanks for reading this and good buy:3

To be fair I don't even know why I wrote this or why it's so long and also sorry if my like grammar and spelling is shit I'm dyslexic as ,sorry

[what-the-goose]

This Is a photo I took earlier today it's not anything special but I quite like it

[howl224tgeundying]

[what-the-goose]

This Is another photo I took at the iconic yellow staircase at the Southbank centre in London I love the colour. :D

[funtergeist]

Man im just doing bullshit

[what-the-goose]

Me but with Adobe Photoshop wasting hours trying to make a photo look good to then accidentally forget to save the stupid thing

[cosmonautroger]

[what-the-goose]

This Is the coolest interstellar fan art I have ever seen I love the film it's definitely one of the sci-fi greats up there with 2001 I love the coulors as well

[what-the-goose]

i took this photo a couple of days ago as i have been looking around i have seen lots of other people take photos of clouds and they are amazing so i through i might give it a go its definitely not as good as some other people like @cloudedprint who i have to give credit as i didn't think the sky would be that amazing i spent like 15 minuets trying to get this photo i quite like it like the golden looking skylight i will try and take some better ones :D

[what-the-goose]

this is another photo i took i used my Sony a6400 camera i cant remember what lens i used i have unimaginably named this " water mountain hill thing" i don't know i like this one especially the colors like the golds and light blue, in person they are a lot bigger than how they look in the photograph

[what-the-goose]

this is a photo i took in London its another i took with my phone i have edited it very quickly in affinity the actual file looks incredibly sharp but sadly tumbler compress the images so it might not look as good as i hope it could

[sedicii]

your british gp winner <3

[what-the-goose]

Nice one Charles make us proud 🥲

[what-the-goose]

This Is another photo I took recently with my phone (nothing phone 4a) I personally don't shoot with digital or on my phone much but I really like this one it's not edited I really like how vibrant the colours are like the green and how sharp the sheep are I am really proud of this one

[kittenofdoom]

I'm gonna miss you forever, man :(

[what-the-goose]

bro was the goat never heard music so good

[dinomoder]

This is the best ad for Project Hail Mary I have ever seen. Like if I was on the fence about watching or reading it, this would convince me to do so.

[hyyl18]

TAG GAME GUYS

TAG YOUR MOOTS AND MAKE THEM EXPLAIN THEIR USERNAMES LORE

Starting with me:

Hyyl18 because when i was youngest i had a group in a random app with some friends and i didnt knew qhat username to use so i decided to create one with things i used to read since we were talking abt fanfic in this group so: Hot Yaoi Yuri Lemon +18 stuff (i was in my dirty era dont dare to judge me). Hyyl18 thats it. Now i use it everywhere yay

@patroclus-is-the-bigger-person @b4rty-r0s13r-w1ll-fck-y0ur-m0m @cuntyteardrop @glassesgirlies @leninthestarlight @bardorsomethinglikethat anyone else who wanna join tbh yay

[corrodedcrow]

yay me!!

corrodedcrow was originally caelumscrow, which mainly came from the fact i used to go by that name + I like crows + i like words that tend to start with the same letter

@weezebyrger-the-wizard @mysteriouswolf @stxrscrapped @notlikeotherwarlocks @x-whatever-you-want + anyone else!!

[mysteriouswolf]

oooo I've had my user for a pretty long time! Since I think 7th grade lmao which maybe is why it comes off as "angsty wolf girl" but hey at my core that's what I am /silly

I knew I wanted to incorporate wolf because I've always known I've resonated with wolves before even discovering I was a therian (I think I knew but I didn't know the proper terminology and such- that's a different story) and then I needed something to go with that. and I was doing this worksheet for French class, and one question was "what do people describe you as" and I asked one of my (newer) friends and they called me "mysterious" and I thought that was one of the best things anyone could possibly describe me as. ergo, mysteriouswolf- and my nicknames of myst/mysti both came from @reilca (char I had to search for so long to find your new username /silly)

tags!! @geodetojoy @royallygray @emmaestrella @t4tgempearl @x-whatever-you-want (get tagged again because if you already did it I didn't see and I'm curious /silly) @creechurrr @apologetic-artist

[geodetojoy]

since ive really had an internet presence (which isnt long i was a sheltered child) its been this, but i straight up made a google doc of fun words i liked and how i could make a silly pun out of them, and geode was on that list. we had music class in middle school where we learned recorder and one of our songs was ode to joy and i guess that memory resurfaced bc why else would i be thinking of it and here we are :D ive mentioned it before but the alternative wouldve been sagefright like a play on stage fright and tbh i still fuck with it an equal amount

tags :D @elowyzard (tagging u rn about this topic is funny to me) @purpleviper22 @zoomer-animatez @sheepishmoth @cloveyz-corner @alyye2cko @just-watching-dont-worry @jooberzzz @divorce-enjoyer @winterstormy + anybody else

[alansfrozenover]

Thanks for the tag!! :D

Funny thing, i was literally just about to change my username bc i didnt like how it was kinda just gibberish, so im just gonna talk about the username im about to give myself, which is also pretty boring,, alansfrozenover , because 1- i am not infact frozen over, and i yearn for cold weather right now i hate the heat help me its SO HOT. And 2 - its kinda a reference to deltarunes weird route, which im particularly fixated on rn!!!!

not sure who to taggg... @johnmightberamly do this loser

[johnmightberamly]

Fuck you die anyway uhmmm

So like. I was john, right? And then i was like ramly. So like. Johnmightberamly. Type shit

I got the name John from this YouTuber kryoz,, when I first heard it I was like bro that is so basic white guy name(everything I’m not) I am gonna call myself that and yeah

After that my friends bullied me and said I should pick a better name(FUCK ALL OF YOU) that wasn’t basic white guy name so I looked for name from my nationality (I’m Malaysian) and the first letter of my actual name and got rian! But then my friends called me ryan(not how it’s pronounced) so I chose ramley instead. Yeah cause like. The burger patty brand. I like burger. J ramly. Like. P. Ramley? Anjay

So like. JohnMIGHTberamly. Just a hunch

I h ave like 2 mutuals hello hmm @justlennysluck hii do this NOW

[justlennysluck]

mmmm mm yes thanj you for tagging me Johnny boy let’s see…

The name Lenny actually comes from a good few of my ocs who i just KEPT using different variations of the name “Len” until i was just like “im basically my own oc by extension so like perhaps I should be called Len TOO.” and then i made it Lenny because it sounds cuter.

the “just lennys luck” part comes from me trying to find as many negative L type british phrases i could, which ties in to my other aliases “LennyIsLosingIt” and “LennyLunatic” because i’m just so loco maniac sickbitchpsychopathyeahimgonnashowyouimgonnashow— okay im sorry i’ll just shoot myself it’s fine x

okayokay now im actually so happy i was tagged because i’m horribly curious,

@what-the-goose, what gave you your username?

oh and if like to hear from @oziimandiazz too!!

♡

[what-the-goose]

Oh so I've had my username for ages I don't particularly know why but I like geese They are so cute and like mischievous for some reason but at the same time I feel like if you pissed them of they would absolutely fuck you up you know I like that about them cute but dangerous in there own way and the like "what the" bit I don't really know to be fair I genuinely have know Idea T.T I wish I knew

Thanks for tagging me @justlennysluck

Ummmmmm I like know no one hear so someone please keep it going. :)

[what-the-goose]

HIHIHIIHIIHHI!!! :D

Hiiiiiiiiiiiiii :3

[what-the-goose]

This Is a photo I took while on a walk recently I personally really like the colours my film camera produces with Kodak gold it's a really good film my favourite colour film as there are some better ones but they can get so expensive 😔

[what-the-goose]

This Is a photo I recently took I used a canon A-1 with some Ilford black and white film I am really happy with how it turned out