What-The-Shit-Mate

Fight me!

[seadeepspaceontheside]

Skinny Jeans

[seadeepspaceontheside]

to be clear dream didnt wear these for this onr time. thats the jeans he always has.

is that worse or better who can say.

[duplicitus]

I have you for minutes but want you for hours

[fishfingersandscarves]

the yoinkening

(from the latest chapter of Fuckboi Dream Was Forced To Experience The Mortifying Ordeal Of Being Alive And All He Got Was This Stupid Husband (by Fall Out Boy) by @dancinbutterfly )

[euzede]

there will be better days. for now let's just watch the dream jellyfish fly over the local supermarket

[elleapdraws]

Day 2: Mortality 🩸🩹

he's being overly dramatic about a small cut

Don’t use without permission, don’t repost, please. Ok to reblog! Thank you! 💛

[animentality]

[bartmobile]

movie pirating sites are like horses

[bartmobile]

each one unique. some wild, some tame. when they open new tabs you have to pet them and say sshhh easy there. you have to feed them treats from your hand

[nonbinarywillow]

i’m gonna say it . society if more teenagers had acne in media….

[nonbinarywillow]

and honestly just people in general. yes some people don’t have acne when they get older but also some people do and i want more of that please thanks

[punk-jaskier]

My favorite ship dynamic is "they're both extremely stupid in completely different ways and extremely smart in completely different ways, but rarely is any of that useful because they just get extra double stupid when together"

[beardedmrbean]

king stuff

[cartoonking1]

That’s so sweet

[silly-jellyghoty]

This is the purest joy i have seen in a while 😊

[80sanime]

[toastbutteregg]

[toastbutteregg]

[beardedmrbean]

[crash-and-burn-quirk]

Baby-faced post-resurrection Jason is my favorite…

Jason: you don’t understand! If I don’t look like I know what i’m doing, people ask where my guardian or parents are…which was super awkward that time I was at Costco and the cashier was like where are your parents? and I just slid my id over like, I’m not lost, I’m actually here to buy some wine, super glue, and these explosives I found in the back.

[ameba-from-space]

Okay, Jason gets resurrected but he is restored to pre puberty version because of reasons

I’m just picturing Jason as red hood trying to intimidate batman while his voice suddenly just cracks

[leafman]

batman goes from Batman to Bruce real quick, immediately thinking “oh he’s a child I have to adopt this poor boy.”

Bad news jason now you can’t intimidate Batman because he’s trying to adopt you (again).

[buried-alive-inside-my-comics]

Jason just gets progressively more and more frustrated as Batman tries to adopt him.

Things get worse when Damian shows up.

*Jason and Bruce fighting on a roof top. Bruce holding adoption papers*

*Damian appears*

Damian: Father, why are you trying to adopt Todd, again?

Bruce: Father???

Jason: Fuck off demon brat

Bruce: Again???

Jason: Mom know you’re here?

Bruce: Mom???

Damian: -tt- of course

Bruce:

Jason:

Damian:

Bruce: Jason? You’re?? Alive???

Jason:

Damian:

Jason: Nope.

*Jason jumps off roof*

Damian:

Bruce:

Damian: -tt- coward

[toastbutteregg]

[esera-deactivated20211018]

i have got to go missing