"take back the darkness" my ass

[mochakimono]

Halfway through Serpent Mage again...

And I just realized Alfred hasn’t changed clothes in months.

Meanwhile Haplo’s like “*hiss* MY CLOTHES ARE WET *strips in front of everyone*”

[thedeathgatecycle]

Surely there’s a Sartan laundry dance? Alfred can do his surprisingly graceful moves while flapping his laundry in the conjured breeze.

[kindaoptimisticsquirrel]

This was such a wonderful idea that I couldn’t resist drawing!

[likes-words-and-shrimp]

THIS IS WONDERFUL.

HAPLO YOU KNOW IT LOOKS BEAUTIFUL. DOG UNDERSTANDS.

I don’t think I’ve seen fanart of Alfred dancing before, which is like his entire thing. Which makes me love it all the more yes thank you so much.

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Just found out confirmed Whats The War About, Lads. will update briefly

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Maybe the real Sartan/Patryn divide was the community episode about the blanket fort VS pillow fort war

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Maybe the real Sartan/ Patryn divide was like, a reverse Flower Shop & Tattoo Parlor au. instead of falling in love you start hating each other

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Maybe the real Sartan Patryn divide was about Anish Kapoor and Stuart Sample all along

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maybe the original sartan/patryn divide was a danceoff

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Maybe the real Sartan/Patryn divide was about Vine vs tiktok all along.

[what-was-that-war-about]

אולי הפיצול הסארטן\ פיטריני האמיתי היה על נוטלה או שוקולד השחר כל הזמן הזה

[what-was-that-war-about]

(from the appendix about pre-sundering magical battles between Patryn and Sartan)

Maybe the real Sartan/Patryn divide was a wwe plotline taken too far

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Maybe the real Sartan/Patryn divide was the friends we made along the way

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maybe the real Sartan/Patryn divide was about twizzlers vs red vines all along

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Maybe the real Sartan/Patryn divde was that phineas and ferb episode where the fantasynerds fought the sci fi nerds all along?

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maybe the real sartan/patryn divide was about the Monty Hall Problem all along

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maybe the Sartan/Patryn divide was about Anish Kapoor and Stuart Semple all along

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Maybe the real Sartan/Patryn divide was about furries vs scalies all along

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maybe the real Sartan/Patryn divide was about “female-presenting nipples” all along

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maybe the real Sartan/Patryn divide was about oatmeal raisin cookies all along