I'll do it later

I'm trash, explore the evidence at your own risk.

[femmegimli]

gandalf introducing bilbo to the rest of the company like

[mappingdead]

advanced English kids > advanced math kids

[mappingdead]

[captainsnoop-deactivated2020041]

God, Tolkien naming his book “The Hobbit” was such a big dick move. Like, back then people didn’t know what a hobbit was. It’d be like if I released a book called “The Smarple” and 50 years later everyone just knew what a smarple was.

[lakevida]

i’m familiar with self care

[roman-lxix]

Anybody else get this??

(Template made by @banozac )

Bonus:

[basketballhoopshowerhead]

whats the meaning of life? son, its those little tiny pumpkins. the ones that are mad small.  you know the ones i mean. 

[princessrhcenyra]

[iamawandmaker]

Mamma Mia Wrap Party

[kristilynn]

If I could visit one even in history the Mama Mia Wrap party would be that event.

[starlightomatic]

“mood” is basically the equivalent of “amen”

[animatedamerican]

and now I am picturing an entire congregation solemnly intoning “big mood”

[tikkunolamorgtfo]

Baruch atah Adonai, Eloheinu Melech haolam, shehecheyanu, v'kiy'manu, v'higianu laz'man hazeh BIIIIIG MOOOOOD

[the-knights-who-say-book]

If I start laughing in the middle of Rosh Hashana services because I remembered this post I will blame all of you

[hazel2468]

Well it’s 5:30 in the morning and I just fucking sang that aloud and now I’m sobbing with laughter. Thanks.

[johnskylar]

This is probably the best English translation of אמן I have ever heard.

[buzzfeed]

[bunney]

[notatamlinfan]

i made my first photoshop thing

i love it

[defilerwyrm]

never have i seen anything that more perfectly encapsulates the personality of a betta fish

[osterfields-deactivated20181007]

y’all: peter was able to stop bucky’s fist in civil war bc bucky heard peter’s voice, realized he was a child, then weakened his punch bc he was so worried about hurting a child uwu

me, eating pistachios: y’all know peter can canonically lift up to 75 tons, right. y’all know bucky’s fist is easy as hell for peter to block, right. y’all know bucky didn’t know shit about peter being a child and was just shocked that someone was able to so easily block his punch, right. y’all know that, right.

[nervousangelconnoisseur-deactiv]

naw fuck that bucky’s punches aren’t easy to block, it’s WAY funnier if peter blocked a full force punch from bucky, who only a few seconds later realizes he’s a kid as soon as peter opens his mouth

that’s the face of a man who went from “holy shit he blocked my punch?” to “holY SHiT a 12 YEARoLD BLOCKED mY PUNCH???” in 3 seconds flat.

[frostedpuffs]

iM???? kkshd;bgdjsmmsnd;sn;

[threshie]

An orc wrote this.

[nameless-inklings]

An orc who knows how to treat a lady

[kuuras]

🎃 ★ ° 🕸️ O c t o b e r : Movies You Can Watch This Halloween 🕸️ ° ★ 🎃

[yesterdaysprint]

Reading Times, Pennsylvania, October 14, 1926

[yougotthatlove]

Too early?

[yesterdaysprint]

Chicago Tribune, Illinois, October 24, 1932:

[localstarboy]

My minds telling me no, but my body, my body’s telling yeeees

[hiphopandanime-deactivated20190]

Closing time

[frogmp3]

is this the music video for turf by amine

[beauty-and-bats]

@trashypunkfuck

[cungadero]