slice the ginger

okay that's just some shit that i find on this website dont go expecting much

[weirdvector]

[catasters]

[sighinastorm]

Amazing photograph taken in the fraction of a second where the target doesn’t even know he’s being tackled yet. Idiot.

[catchymemes]

Big fella’s new raincoat

[afeelgoodblog]

Imagine being buried alive and then seeing this little guy with a backpack suddenly arrive

[pea-gravel]

It gets better. The little backpack has a two-way radio.

So you’re trapped under rubble, and then a rat shows up. Flicks a switch on its little tumtum. And starts talking to you.

[durnesque-esque]

Article here | Organization here

[unpretty]

#I love the hashtag women in STEM bc at first I thought they meant the rat 🙈 (via @sprotteswelt)

until you said that it never occurred to me that the woman in STEM was the scientist and not the rat. i was just like “hell yeah, this rat is a powerful woman pioneering lifesaving technologies as a rescue ranger”

[fourstarsandahamster]

why are we sleeping on this

[fruitynutsandgoodgrains]

okay but have the seen them in their TINY RESCUE VESTS??

[squimp]

today my dad took my fucked up compy to the apple store for me bc i couldnt and he told me that the first thing the genius bar employee said was 'nice background'

[powerbottombrucespringsteen]

If i were in a high fantasy setting i’d be corrupted by the allure of ancient and forbidden magicks SO quickly you have no idea

[mysharona1987]

[teratomatower]

you should do a monstery take on 2d from gorillaz if ur familiar with him

I uhMisread this.Well enjoy!!!

[dankmemeuniversity]

[caralarm-bicycles]

You can really sense the tumblr userbase aging

[onceiwashere]

Living like an ant in a microwave

[baybmetal]

[zagreus]

i wish i understood this post

[non-suspiciousname]

You had to be there

[amazoogle]

most

[catchymemes]

Credit: UNILAD

[pathesis]

Me watching the ice split

[official-lucifers-child]

penguins can swim you know that right

[lizluvscupcakes]

That’s not the POINT he made it back with his FRIENDS

[drinkyourjuiceshelby]

[yugirimistwalker]

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I didn't know bucket toothpaste was only a thing here!

[one-time-i-dreamt]

WAIT! How do people in other countries put toothpaste on their toothbrushes??? You d-don't use your toothpaste spoon????

[one-time-i-dreamt]

You keep your toothpaste in condiment tubes???

[one-time-i-dreamt]

This whole thread is making me so sad 😔😔

[one-time-i-dreamt]

[one-time-i-dreamt]

[nameless-glitter-official]

For the americans out there, 1kg is about 2lbs. Rewriting this bost gives:

"To answer a lot of people's question: this package is [4lbs] there's also, [10lbs] and [20lbs] ones (which used to be sold in most stores, but you can find them only in specialized ones nowadays). There are some tiny ones, like 1lb! Those are the ones you buy to carry when you travel."

Croatians apparently take a pound of toothpast with them when they travel.

I now live in fear of the Croatians.

[one-time-i-dreamt]

[crumbcozy]

Lol whaaat

[pajamasecrets]

Keanu, when asked what sort of girls he likes. 1994.

[cinemaocd]

Big Breakfast: What sort of girls do you like?

Keanu: Oh man…*holds face in hands* *repeats question* they’re all angels.

Big Breakfast: really? And are you single at the moment?

Keanu: Yeah…*howls softly like a sad dog*

[awed-frog]

Somehow never thought about the photographer and -

- my God.