My Life

My name is Katie and I'm spending the "best years of my life" on this website.

[sensitivelikeyou-deactivated202]

real footage of me

[wingdingle]

[c-130jsuperhercules]

[shitbl0gger]

[thebootydiaries]

[thebootydiaries]

[whatarenormal]

me: *writes adult email*

me: *hits send while screaming loudly*

[whatarenormal]

dad: why are you drinking coffee at 10pm?

me: time is an illusion. once you realize that, you can transcend, and live in bliss

me: *takes sip*

me: also i have a 10 page paper due in the morning that i haven't started

[marisatomay]

me: if youre dead you dont have to do homework or get stressed over school so it would eliminate anxiety

my therapist:

[stability]

[paninimami]

There’s so much wrong here

[vegetans]

[lunchboxesandchoklitcows]

“sorry for being a gentlemen” i cannot fucking believe

[mongolian-ass-eater]

UPDATE: Im screaming even louder

[pammiejr]

[chappellandtheroans]

How fucked up is the entire concept of The Parent Trap? These parents have twins but want a divorce so they decide their best course of action is to just each take one and never speak to each other again. 

[nintendette]

Life is a highway

[nintendette]

explain

[nintendette]

wanna ride it all night long

[sonic06apologist]

why did you reply to yourself

[nintendette]

I refuse to share the spotlight but I like the meme format

[ruinedchildhood]

[arandomthot]

I hate that I relate so much to this

[ruinedchildhood]

[kurapiki]

In this world it’s yeet or be yeeted

[trevenanl-deactivated20200913]

the 👏 best 👏 time 👏 to 👏 wear 👏 a 👏 striped 👏 sweater 👏 is 👏 all 👏 the 👏 time