so, uh. turns out that i hate fantastic beasts: the crimes of grindelwald enough to… write about it?
i’m as surprised as anyone. i thought i’d hung up my fandom hat a little bit ago. but i guess spite and fury are good substitutes for passion? i still haven’t seen it, am not going to see it, BUT i’ve written roughly 20,000 assorted words in different projects as a direct result of how pissed off i am, so.
my tentative fb fic collection for this winter, “the crimes of jk rowling;”
pre- and post-canon, wildly inaccurate, consists largely of me picking and choosing pieces of canon and discarding everything else with prejudice. alternatively “jk rowling learn to treat your women and your poc as fully-realized characters within the plot and not as talking lamps challenge”
the life and times of three women (leta, queenie, and nagini) caught up in the schemes of men. they have some complaints for the management
status: mostly finished. will be cleaning up over the weekend, probably posting monday/tuesday/wednesday, depending on how badly northwestsern loses on saturday (fuck the bucks)
native son, one-shot, >10k
post-tcog, probably not at all accurate given that i have not actually seen tcog and have instead pulled bits and pieces of it from my wife and her siblings
alternatively titled “the world’s worst family reunion.” credence–or aurelius, he’s not really sure anymore–meets the brothers dumbledore. there’s some shouting, a fair bit of property damage, and an illicit relationship with a goat. he was probably better off in the circus
alternatively alternatively titled “me, shoving pieces of canon into my pockets and reaching for the krazy glue; i can Fix This”
also mostly done. i just need to figure out how to spell “aurelius” consistently
the little house, one-shot, very long
post fbawtft, ignores tcog entirely. fuck it, yall. a fic i’ve been writing and rewriting on and off for over two years. i came up with the concept almost immediately after leaving fb for the first time and i’ve been slowly, slowly building on it ever since
in which queenie and jacob elope to the american west, abandoning the wizarding world and leaving tina behind. tina takes exceptional offense and decides to go on a cross-country roadtrip after her sister, accompanied only by a reluctant, shattered percival graves, who’s pursuing his own mysterious agenda
the “the wizarding world is FUCKED UP but love and light still shine through it like a candle” fic
also known as “the repository for all of my tiny, precise, beloved headcanons” fic
beast, three chapters, also… also long.
pre-, during, and post-fbawtf, also ignores tcog entirely. the his dark materials au fic that has lived in my heart for several years
grindelwald’s daemon escapes from macusa custody. how do you find a very hostile, very clever daemon in a city of five and a half million people?
areudirty
amandla
blakekathryn
titsay
turnnoffyourmind
gamechangershow
