Don't touch the hair!

Hey there! Name's Zero. Long as you aren't doin' anything wrong or messin' with my hair, I don't bite. [RP/Ask Tumblr for an AU Zero tweaked for the setting created by The Protomen. Occasional NSFW may be on here, under 'read more'. Icon art by Wakky @ Pixiv, mun is corvidkai. Follows the tag #whatdarknesswrought]

[dystopiansandman]

SHIT.

UM.

SHIT.

GET MEDICAL ON IT.

[whatdarknesswrought]

SEE WHY I THOUGHT THIS WAS A BAD FUCKING IDEA.

MEDICAL WAS THANKFULLY FOREWARNED.

[dystopiansandman]

I THOUGHT I TAUGHT HER BETTER THAN THAT, SHIT!

[whatdarknesswrought]

SHE WAS DRUNK.

DRUNK STUPID RUNS IN THE FAMILY.

[whatdarknesswrought]

DAMMIT WREN.

FORTE. STATUS?

[dystopiansandman]

SHIT.

UM.

SHIT.

GET MEDICAL ON IT.

[whatdarknesswrought]

SEE WHY I THOUGHT THIS WAS A BAD FUCKING IDEA.

MEDICAL WAS THANKFULLY FOREWARNED.

[whatdarknesswrought]

DAMMIT WREN.

FORTE. STATUS?

[whatdarknesswrought]

Knew some of my feeds were kinda funny.

..........

Aaaaaaaaand yeah. Medical's gonna be needed. Dammit.

[whatdarknesswrought]

That does it.

I'm getting medical ready.

[withhandsofsteel-deactivated202]

Note to self: cake makes people like you

[heathwhohathnoname]

But yours would be a cake of LIES

[whatdarknesswrought]

...

The cake is a lie.

[whatdarknesswrought]

………………..

alexshadowsomeone…help?

Wren’s being crazy and Forte’s ENCOURAGING HER.

[rebuilt-to-live]

This is news how, Zee?

[whatdarknesswrought]

She has another stupid kid with her.

Who is just as explosion-happy.

I'm supposed to keep her OUT of trouble, Alex!

[whatdarknesswrought]

....................

alexshadowsomeone...help?

Wren's being crazy and Forte's ENCOURAGING HER.

[i-wont-be-told-where-to-sta-blog]

HELL YES I’LL GET THE MOLOTOVS.

[maskedvagrant]

…..I love you Joe.

I’M GETTING MY KIT WE’RE LIGHTING UO THE NIGHT.

[whatdarknesswrought]

NOT ON MY WATCH YOU TWO, GODDAMMIT.

FORTE. HELP HERE?

[maskedvagrant]

[whatdarknesswrought]

FORTE.

HELP HERE.

YOUR TWIN.

[dystopiansandman]

EXPLOSIONS ARE MY THING I OVERSEE THEM ALL.

[whatdarknesswrought]

DAMMIT FORTE!

[i-wont-be-told-where-to-sta-blog]

HELL YES I’LL GET THE MOLOTOVS.

[maskedvagrant]

…..I love you Joe.

I’M GETTING MY KIT WE’RE LIGHTING UO THE NIGHT.

[whatdarknesswrought]

NOT ON MY WATCH YOU TWO, GODDAMMIT.

FORTE. HELP HERE?

[maskedvagrant]

[whatdarknesswrought]

FORTE.

HELP HERE.

YOUR TWIN.

[i-wont-be-told-where-to-sta-blog]

HELL YES I’LL GET THE MOLOTOVS.

[maskedvagrant]

…..I love you Joe.

I’M GETTING MY KIT WE’RE LIGHTING UO THE NIGHT.

[whatdarknesswrought]

NOT ON MY WATCH YOU TWO, GODDAMMIT.

FORTE. HELP HERE?

[i-wont-be-told-where-to-sta-blog]

She’s a bitch?

[maskedvagrant]

A crusty bitch.

Her accessory seems missing.

Debating attacking her.

[whatdarknesswrought]

Don't attack her. Leave that to me if she tries hurting you two.

[thomas-light]

Shit Wren’s co— ALBERT YOUR MOTHER’S SHADOWING WREN.

[albert-lucian-wily]

WHAT.

ZERO, GET TO WREN. NOW.

[whatdarknesswrought]

GONE.

[whatdarknesswrought]

Daaaaaaaamn. So many new feeds.

Some of 'em are more than a little weird...

[albert-lucian-wily]

TOM YOU CAN'T MAKE ME.

[albert-lucian-wily]

NO NOW GET ME OUT OF HERE ZERO I MEAN IT I HAVE THINGS TO DO PLACES TO BE A PRETTY LADY TO KIIIIIIIIIIIIISS!

[whatdarknesswrought]

…Sorry, what’s that Dad, you’re overworking agai-

…Pretty lady?

Since when have you been snogging someone?!

[albert-lucian-wily]

I’M NOT OVERWORKING IT’S JUST A NOSEBLEED.

AND DON’T CALL IT SNOGGING THAT’S RUDE AND UNDIGNIFIED AND KAIDA’S A LADY.

[whatdarknesswrought]

Are you not updating the nanites again, Dad?

.....waitwhat?

Kaida?

As in Wren's best buddy?

[albert-lucian-wily]

TOM YOU CAN'T MAKE ME.

SHADOW PUT ME DOWN.

PUT.

ME.

DOWN.

TOOOOOOOOOM THIS IS UNFAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIR!

[whatdarknesswrought]

Trying to pass out again, Dad?

Hey Shadow, have fun with getting him to actually stay in bed.

[albert-lucian-wily]

NO NOW GET ME OUT OF HERE ZERO I MEAN IT I HAVE THINGS TO DO PLACES TO BE A PRETTY LADY TO KIIIIIIIIIIIIISS!

[whatdarknesswrought]

...Sorry, what's that Dad, you're overworking agai-

...Pretty lady?

Since when have you been snogging someone?!

[albert-lucian-wily]

TOM YOU CAN'T MAKE ME.

SHADOW PUT ME DOWN.

PUT.

ME.

DOWN.

TOOOOOOOOOM THIS IS UNFAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIR!

[whatdarknesswrought]

Trying to pass out again, Dad?

Hey Shadow, have fun with getting him to actually stay in bed.