egg

don't care about anything but june now sorry

[draconym]

Getting a phone call about an assassination attempt hits a little bit different on the 1988 Spuds Mackenzie promotional telephone

[draconym]

My mom: So there was a shooter at the correspondents' dinner- Me: Excuse me what. What did you say. My mom, with deepest sorrow: But the president is alive and unharmed- Me: Go back did you say there was a shooter. You're on the dog. My mom: I'm on the dog???? Me: Yeah you're on the dog

[whatdidtimaeustestify]

[mossy-garden]

Davekat doodle dump

[onlysushicat]

[vintage-foods]

that willem dafoe photoshop has been ruining my life

[grriib]

happy 4/13

[tyrannicalthug]

June Egbert

[bootpoot]

eggs been cracked

[dudoserswag]

CAW CAW!

[tamaalive]

I think June is a little bit of all the girls she admires

[hms-no-fun]

YES!!!

[shrimpimage]

happy late birthday june 💙

[electricpurrs]

[where-is-tom-scott-today]

[regalvoid]

[calware]

too sleepy to use their respective tones(?) of voice i just need you guys to see my vision

john internally: (ok so i know i'm a girl. which means i have to change my name i guess... which is hard because i've always been john...... maybe i can just ask my dad for advice)

john: dad what would you have named me if i was a girl

dad: well. you would've been named jane

john: [making eye contact with jane from across the room]

jane: [raising eyebrow]

john: oh. yeah

[cure-typhoon]

I had to draw it

[calware]

rose lalonde, age 8: what did she mean by this. what mind games is she playing

rose lalonde, age 13: oh.

[nitedo06]

hopefully getting to requests now i just beat artblock in the back of a mcdonalds

[trinketbug]

that one dirk and dave conversation towards the end

[trinketbug]

This is how I personally interpret this interaction

[whatdidtimaeustestify]

[hurlyburlytopsyturvy]

her whack-a-mole game go deadly