No Seriously, What Do Overwatch

[dailymilesmorales]

LIKE WHAT’S UP, DANGER? CAN’T STOP ME NOW

[4gifs]

[maruxee]

I’M DEAD

[prokopetz]

Fun fact: if you know your feline body language, you’ll notice that the lynx is deferring to the housecat. As far as these two are concerned, the housecat is the higher-ranking cat.

[thecarvingwitch]

OH MY GOSH

[icarus-in-fl1ght-deactivated202]

It’s because the cat is that lynx’s mom

[softfairies]

[frish-prence]

BIG STRONG DAUGHTER

[kitty]

[sushinfood]

FLOOFLE TAIL

[kingscrown666]

When a cat approaches you with their tail high and erect like that it means they like you and are happy to see you. I just thought it was cute we were seeing lots of evidence of kitty happiness and the kitty really likes whoever was behind the camera

[kukumomoart-deactivated20190920]

Hhehehe poor babu

[aryastarksource]

Arya Stark in 1.09 Baelor

[ghosticalz]

AAA a my doodles for today.

 TRISC comic  is going well more than i expected. It will end at the page 30 but im planning to continue season2 so here! more character doodles Im not planing to add them to the story yet just a doodles. hope you like it

well maybe in the future, I’ll add them too^^

[tedthetalk]

[valtsv]

robot character: *uses their body to shield their human companion from danger because they’re a machine and so don’t consider their life or safety to have as much value as that of the person they love*

me:

[valtsv]

human character: *uses their vulnerable human body to shield their robot companion because even though they’re a machine that can’t be hurt or killed as easily they value their life equally to their own because they love them*

me:

[aelwen-art]

it’s my booooy

[katzebruh]

John Mulaney everyone, but as Connor

this joke has obviously been made before but I’m making it again because I can

[adurot]

This image hurts my brain more than the original debate ever did. Brains are dumb.

[sneater]

i wanted to like make sure this was legit and stuff so i took a section of the left and stretched it over to the right and jesus fuck

[onion-bagels]

rb for the last pic being the best demonstration by far

[wodneswynn-deactivated-deactiva]

DM:  “The orc captain fires his bow, and…that’s a hit.  And he rushes, and…hit.  And, bonus move, and…oh jeez that’s a *big* hit.  I’m sorry, man.”

Player, sadly pulling out a fresh character sheet:   “Eh, it’s alright.  I guess in the next act y'all are gonna meet Boromir’s brother Faramir.”

[wodneswynn-deactivated-deactiva]

I just lost six followers

[dailyjonaryadany]

Jon, Arya and Daenerys in the new GOT S8 stills.

[glumshoe]

It’d really suck if I got ice or water-themed superpowers. I’d have to wear blue and white and gray instead of the reds and oranges I prefer.

[semoka]

wear the reds and oranges and pull an iceland/greenland on em

[glumshoe]

“I have cornered you in this aquarium, where your fire powers are useless!”

“Fire powers? Dude, I’m an ice hero. I freeze shit and manipulate water. Also, I love aquariums. Thanks for the free entry!”

“But… you’re dressed like Guy Fieri…?”

“Yeah haha. I have an autumnal complexion.”

[derpomatic]

Also, no superhero should have a name that gives away the power set. Misdirection - “Get him, Lasereye!” “Haha, my mirror will deflect your, wait, why are you made of stone now?”

[spookyghostiesandthings]

They call him laser eye because he once blinded himself with a laser pointer and it was the funniest shit they’d ever seen

[inkabelledesigns]

This is my cup of tea.

[spacetaters-deactivated20200722]

ok but can we like start a petition for Cards Against Humanity to make a John Mulaney themed pack because i would be willing to spend all my money on that

[taylormademagic]

Suggestions:

Black cards-

• THERES A ______ LOOSE! IN THE HOSPITAL

• Eat ass, suck a dick, and sell ________

• Canceling plans is like ________

• Do my friends hate me? Or do I just need _____

• You have the moral backbone of a _______

• I’ll keep all of my ___________ right here and the one day I’ll die

White Cards-

• what’s new pussycat played 7 times followed by its not unusual followed by what’s new pussy cat

• smoking cocaine the night before your college graduation

• a 28 year old healthy man trying his best

• one black coffee

• STREET SMARTS

• shushing animals even though they’ve never spoken

• Delta Airlines

• the one thing they can’t replace

• an on fire garbage can… could be a nursery

• a sea of drunk toddlers

• a pre- y2k asshole

• Xanax

[hoardofhyperfixations]

Do my friends hate me? Or do I just need what’s new pussycat played 7 followed by it’s not unusual followed by what’s new pussycat

[an-anxious-gay-mess]

Eat ass, suck a dick, and sell the one thing they can’t replace.

[cyncity2000]

THERE’S a sea of drunk toddlers LOOSE! IN THE HOSPITAL

[emilyenchanted4]

I’ll keep all of my STREET SMARTS right here and the one day I’ll die

[mcdonaldsmcdonaldsmcdonalds]

I have more suggestions!

Black Cards-

Anyone who’s seen my ______ and met my parents needs to die.

Everyone get out of my way! I just want to sit here and feed my ____!

I am very small and I have ______, so you can imagine the amount of stress that I am under.

You could probably pour _______ into my lap and I’ll probably apologize to you.

We don’t go to jail for ______, you silly billy.

Too old to be ______, quack quack!

White Cards-

a Tall Child

Ocean’s Eleven, but with women

the thing I’m sensitive about

a Best Buy rewards card

a meal voucher that doesn’t work

a secondary location

[jxhn-mulaney]

i made one of these, hmu if you want my list

[modernincorrectlotrhobbit]

Gimli: I’m so happy I could kiss you

Legolas: *nervous laughter* ummm........ neat.

[later]

Legolas, lying face down on the bed: I can’t believe I said “neat,” Aragorn. “Neat.” Nobody says neat anymore! It’s not neat to say neat, but I said it anyway because I’m a huge loser!

Aragorn: Hey, don’t beat yourself up. Everyone gets nervous sometimes. Remember what happened when Arwen confessed to me?

Legolas: Didn’t you like, thank her?

Aragorn, staring blankly into the distance: .....

Aragorn: I thanked her.

[starlightdobriks]

Lotr Fancast

Because the cast of lotr is white af and needs diversity

Samuel L Jackson as Gandalf

Keiynan Lonsdale as Frodo

Michael Peña as Sam

Christian Lee Navarro as Merry

Riz Ahmed as Pippin

Diego Luna as Aragorn

Chadwick Boseman as Legolas

Jiang Wen as Gimli

Michael B Jordan as Boromir

Idris Elba as Elrond

Lupita Nyong’o as Arwen

Jamie Chung as Eowyn

Steven Yeun as Eomer

Donald Glover as Faramir

Forest Whitaker as Denethor

okurrrrr feel free to add any characters i might have missed

[thefusspot]

So it appears that Autodesk did a thing.

Go nuts, my friends.

[erudipitous]

this is my favorite art program. it’s *much* more intuitive than photoshop/gimp or corel paintshop, but it still has the full functionality of a digital art program (layers, brush stabilizer, etc.). it’s not overwhelming to start on like practically every other decent art program I’ve tried, you can just pick a brush and start drawing as if it were paper if you want. plus you can download extra brushes for free! and they publish free art tutorials pretty regularly

[gauntletspirit]

ANYONE looking for a free art program: worth looking into.

[turbomun]

YALL I LOVE THIS PROGRAM, especially the ipad version!! and i’m psyched that i don’t have to pay $30 a year for it anymore!!!

[im-gabriels-bitch]

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