[africanaquarian]

the thing about being an adult is every time you turn around some shit gotta be “renewed”. tags. licenses. passports. like i’m the same bitch doing the same shit

[pressedfloral]

This Valentine’s Day we’re falling in love with ourselves

[phillip-bankss]

i need to go to dark cvs and pick up some DieQuil

[quinnfabrayapologist]

Joe finding out Peach was stalking Beck, too

[amystiago]

#MOOD

[toastbutteregg]

[februaryflora-deactivated201811]

every few months it feels like i relearn the whole entire world

[meanplastic]

[pussussy]

[dragmaniarpdr]

[gahdamnpunk]

ALL 👏🏾 OF 👏🏾 THEM 👏🏾

[knitmeapony]

This post goes harder than any post has ever gone before.

[thesaltofcarthage]

the sheer amount of Fucks Not Given in these photos is creating a Black Hole Of Ungiven Fucks, sucking in all the bullshit over the Fuck You event horizon and trapping it so the bullshit can’t escape. It’s gorgeous. 

[driveshaftgroupie-deactivated20]

i know when that hotline bling

that can only mean one thing

[bodegaowner-deactivated20190930]

my kink is when people tell me they were thinking about me

[mosrael]

*sprays single, solitary ant with an entire can of bugspray”

me @ ant: tell your friends.

[x-kittenxx]

[gahdamnpunk]

Christian Soriano is bae

[automatic-caution-door]

[ladysnowofmpls]

ok this is really sweet