life is a weenie roast and i'm the biggest weenie

Molly-Kate. Bi. Jewish. England. She/her. 25. TERFS DON'T INTERACT. If you get followed by me and you're not sure why, it's because I can't follow you on my NSFW. Buy me a ko-fi: https://ko-fi.com/buckleupcreampuffs

[itsapmseymour]

mimics as synthetic boobs, yes or no?

Would that make them Booby Traps?

[itsapmseymour]

Oh no

OH NO IS THIS WHAT IT FEELS LIKE?

[firesparkprime]

I believe it is sir.

How does it feel to have fallen to your own hubris?

[itsapmseymour]

NO STOP-

[official-boob-posts]

sponsoring at 6.5k

[quinnfabrayapologist]

Diva down!!!

[quinnfabrayapologist]

Does anyone have that post about reading fanfic and struggling to worm out the positions the characters are in and there's a gif of I think fifa and it made a woman laugh so hard she went into labour? It's urgent and search isn't working

[quinnfabrayapologist]

I'm back and I still hate TERFS!

[cheresceless]

Y'all are amazing. Reblog to hug the person you’re reblogging from.

[jesterbots]

could you imagine being a man, a sis gender man, who is really into sounding other men. It's just the only way for you to get off really. But one day you meet a man that you really like, and you just connect with him on a whole other level. And you guys finally get to the point where not only are you in the bedroom with each other, but you're starting to get more open with each other too. About all the things like. The only issue is, is that this man is transgender. He does not have a penis he has never pursued any sort of bottom surgery. So he still has the whole set, the labia menorah menorah the majora Little China adequate Torres. And he also has a urethra. Now he's willing to indulge in your special weird little thing. You're sounding. And you guys finally get to the bedroom and you have your little sounding pole or whatever it is they use. But you realize some thing very quickly. Do you know where the clitorises you know where the clitoris is, but where… Is the urethra? Riddle me this Batman

i've tried answering this ask in three different ways and each time it deleted whatever i added. labia menorah menorah the majora Little China adequate Torres. Every time i try to find a new angle to work on this answer with i read another sentence that makes me wince so hard i forget 3/7ths of the english language. labia menorah menorah the majora Little China adequate Torres. i literally am trying to think of any kind of response but verbally i keep repeating it. "labia menorah menorah the majora Little China adequate Torres." it's like a spell. it's fucking addicting. it's the only way i know a human being sent it because that was for fucking sure speech to text happening right there for a single sentence. labia menorah menorah the majora Little China adequate Torres.

[queerturnofphrase]

[quinnfabrayapologist]

How the fuck can I ever leave this website. Labia menorah menorah the majora Little China adequate Torres

[noelledeltarune]

before pride month ends does anyone wanna admit they have a crush on me

[noelledeltarune]

posting this on the first day of june so you all have plenty of time to gather your nerves and whatnot

[quinnfabrayapologist]

Graham Linehan just posted about my boobs look ma I made it

Most feminist transphobe

[quinnfabrayapologist]

Graham Linehan claiming he sold out all 10,000 copies of his book when every new source says he sold less than 400 total is actually a great representation of the average gender critical's relationship to the truth

[ladyoftheharbour]

please does anyone have that image of a frog wearing a yarmulke and it says “it is rosh hashanah my jews” i can’t find it

[ladyoftheharbour]

i have to do everything myself around here

[unbidden-yidden-deactivated20240]

Every year Rosh Hashana reminds me that I don't hate red and green together, I just can't stand the relentless omnipresence of it during the four months of Xmas.

Anyway you heard it here first: green and red are Rosh Hashana colors now 🍏🍎🍏🍎🍏

[unbidden-yidden-deactivated20240]

Rosh Hashana colors moodboard:

[X][X][X][X][X][X][X][X][X]

[basketcat]

shanah tovah, y'all

[madz-the-3rd]

[dark-sappho]

yeah.

[radwolf76]

[brothersskeleton]

[liimlsan]

[shittysawtraps]

[philcollinsenjoyer]

we're back at a level never seen before in the history of the world

[thecinamonroe]

Marilyn Monroe and Joe DiMaggio on their wedding day, January 14, 1954