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[whatewno]

imagine not posting since october :) hahahah wait •_•

[argumate]

in bold countermove, PornHub announces new coffeehouse AU fanfiction category

[cuteautumn]

TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN!!!

[olanrogers]

#ripvine Even though I only ever did like 9 vines 😂

[mishi-mish-mosh]

THIS CAT’S NAME IS FUCKING STARSCREAM

[transformers-why]

IM LOVING THIS SO MUCH

[mitski-miyawakis]

i lost it when he started kissing The Godfather’s paw

[mens-rights-activia]

“Osmosis Jones”

You asked for it, here it is! Based on the glorious text post by @mesopelagic

[sneakyboi3-blog]

The question is “why”

[mens-rights-activia]

[cometcrystal]

i have not edited this or added any audio. this is exactly how it is on the channel

[reysplendent]

Hi, I’m Julia Morris.

[wolg-fang]

Me introducing myself

[mitski-miyawakis]

I actually might’ve just fallen in love with her nsidjdj

[shaolinbynature]

I want complete backstory for every single alias she gave

[bob-belcher]

[rare-drop-deactivated20250823]

Scuttles into a pet store with no money

[maisonderriere]

The Onion’s review of Mamma Mia 2 is the only one I need

[jonah-dean]

I feel like this is directed at a specific person. I don’t know who but I hope they got the message.

[stringerbells-deactivated202105]

[a-little-rainbow-deactivated201]

His face when he says “nickel” is great! XD

[mister-daddy-deactivated2013110]

This reminds me of my little girl because her pants never have pockets

[babygirl-in-daddys-world-deacti]

Haha Daddy you’re right! I neverrrrr have pockets, but that’s why you have them! You’re my pockets Daddy. ♥

[scenicroutes]

i think about this post a lot. like, when you put something up on tumblr, you can never really be sure what’s going to happen to it - what comments will get attached to it, what reblog chains will gain critical mass, what kind of weird tumblr subcultures your gifs will get reblogged into.

and then we have this. this is a gifset of a cute moment from a pixar movie. of an infant mike wazowski finding a small coin and lamenting his lack of any pockets to store it in. when this person torrented monsters university, when they loaded these frames into photoshop, when they sharpened each frame one by one, did they know? did they know that shortly after expelling these gifs into the universe they would become a magnet for daddys-rainbow-princess, mister-daddy, and babygirl-in-daddys-world?

knowing what they know now, if they had the choice to go back to that moment when their finger hovered over the m key as the cursor in the pirate bay search bar blinked, would they type the rest of the word? if they had the power to go back in time and not make this gifset, thereby sparing the world from seeing a bunch of daddy kinksters opine about pockets on a goddamn pixar gifset, would they? 

[borklords]

all of these people are deactivated this is like an archeological dig

[someone-inbetween]

trina: im tired of all the happy men who rule the world :(

mendel, marvin, whizzer, and jason: this is so sad alexa play march of the falsettos

[real-kit-walker]

We really are fucked I mean ww3 could break out any day and we’d all be like ”this is so sad alexa play despacito”

[gothcoast]

i’m ready to be kissed and loved and adored

[vyctornikiforov]

HOW CAN

THIS BOY

BE REAL?!

[holdup-deactivated20190324]

he isnt? hes a cartoon character

[johnnyjoestarrelatable]

oh this is my goldfish his name is wet little bitch

[bombing]

[tries to crowd surf at a TED talk]