actually i'm so glad you asked, here's a list of some of my favorite delilah briarwood freak girl moments from wdb:
porcelain figurine room full of custom porcelain figurines she commissions of the de rolo children being chased by wolves
while laudna is remembering how sylas brutalized her and her family: "would you stop being so melodramatic? sylas did NOTHING wrong and you shouldn't be so mean to him"
dying brutally in thar amphala and waking up as a passenger in a dead girl's brain and IMMEDIATELY insisting that the dead girl brush her hair. first order of business: teaching your corpse vessel prestidigitation so that you can make her hair look less ass
similar note: "if you ever develop warts, i'll have you pry them out with a spoon." she said first decree at all times you WILL look as hot as possible!! you're my legacy!!! i was sexy!!!!!!!!!!!!
every time laudna's like "stop talking. i don't care." and delilah says "well anyways and ANOTHER thing about the alabaster lyceum-"
wearing a transparent dress with a raven-feather cloak over it to the dinner party where you plan to murder every guest. also serving an extravagant dessert course where every dish is red. we love a subtle queen!!
...also, making cassandra go to the dinner party and dressing her in the same outfit.
saying "yeah no problem i can heal a dying girl. i'm the best wizard ever. watch this" and then just sort of fusing all of the girl's bones together and ghoulifying her. also saying the whole time "YES this girl will have to feast on people's organs now but that's fine! just feed her livers! what's the big deal! i literally HEALED her where is the gratitude!!!!"
"we won't look a gift corpse in the mouth, will we?"
repeatedly playing pretend with laudna's dead rat even after she insists, multiple times, that she absolutely will not do that
"no, laudna, no one will like this cow doll that you've made unless you put a bunch of teeth in it. more teeth. no, more teeth. human teeth!!!!"
possessing laudna's body specifically to tell a child a story about how rude and ungrateful percy and cassandra were for all the tenderness and kindness that the briarwoods showed them
"laudna have you ever thought about how hard this situation was for ME? huh? i 'killed you'? honestly get over it, it isn't even that big of a deal. also i'm a different person now. so maybe you're the villain here."
"and i promise i'm never ever ever going to manipulate you ever again <3" (SOUNDS OF THE ENTIRETY OF CAMPAIGN 3 LOOMING LOUDLY ON THE HORIZON)
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