eddie :3

he/they for practicality's sake. 18 year on earth. totally cool guy... feel free to message me for my neocities or if you want to chat!

[mattymouse16]

The best magicians don't reveal their tricks.

[fairyturds]

Get your lawyer

[onlymagpie]

Pearl centric post

[shetheyslain]

Dahling you simply must read this book! It’s all about this devious little caterpillar who simply gorges himself on all manner of divine things

[dionysiaproductions]

Stay hungry. The universe is full of all manner of divine things.

[bovineblogger]

the most beautiful baby on earth

[shetheyslain]

Dahling you simply must read this book! It’s all about this devious little caterpillar who simply gorges himself on all manner of divine things

[going2hell4everythingbutbeingbi]

getting lost in boston is fun because I turned around on a street corner three times and some guy yelled "hey stupid! the bus is that way!" very helpful interaction and accurate insult, 10/10 no notes

[going2hell4everythingbutbeingbi]

one time I walked around a building a couple times looking for a bathroom and this guy went "this bitch thinks she's on a merrygoround, where the fuck are you tryna go? bathroom? one floor down to the right behind the door that says bathroom."

[mentohol-blog]

My very first time in Boston. I was absolutely miserable, trying to drag my giant suitcase up a lengthy set of stairs in the pouring rain. This guy who had already reached the top looked back at me with the most pure expression of disgust I’ve ever seen in anyone’s eyes, marched back down the stairs, grabbed my suitcase, carried it to the top, left it there for me, and walked away without ever saying a word. I think about him often.

[just7frogsinapeoplesuit]

For the people in the notes going "why is Boston like this": a) the insults are a way to show you have no ulterior motives when helping someone (and don't need to be thanked or repaid), and b) Boston was settled by the Irish

[direhydroid]

also the Italians. mixing Irish and Italian sociocultural attitudes had the effect of multiplying the Sass Levels by the power of infinity, in the sense that you get all of the clever dry wit of the Irish and all of the bitchy gossipy condensation of the Italians rolled into one very stereotypically overly-friendly American package.

also worth noting that who you are to them doesn’t matter. they’ll talk to strangers like that and will also talk to their best friends like that. they’re just Like That.

[just7frogsinapeoplesuit]

More from the notes:

[0ryza13]

Every time I see this post someone has added a new roundup to it. So I just have to keep reblogging it. What a tragedy. Anyway,

[apricotkata]

[kaijusaur]

manifesting a mia fey prequel game with sad wet phoenix wright as your intern

[onlymagpie]

the sillies

[2nddoughnut]

the best family in all of fiction i fear

[babyfoxcollectionthings]

[zitasaurusrex]

unrestrained summer fun

[catchymemes]

[oncemorewithqueering]

my dad is playing the tomodachi life demo and in just one day he has:

- made his mii bisexual and then decided not to make his mii attracted to women because, and i quote, "they deal with too many men already:

- made a nonbinary oc called disco bob and now has extensive lore about them

- discovered the voices and now sends me voice messages in that voice. yes it does wear you down

- cried when the demo ended and started 3 more islands

- spoke to me more about tomodachi life than about my trip to the other side of the world

[iamyounicorn]

[guy whose bedtime is approaching fast] I need to write one billion words right now. and draw everything that has ever existed.

[sillylittleouppy]

I LOVE MY PLUSHIES REBLOG IF YOU LOVE YOUR PLUSHIES

[neur0nom1con]