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Toughest Cheerios routine you had to learn?

You probably never met Coach Sue Sylvester, but every single routine was the toughest routine. If you didn’t feel like dying at the end of practice, you weren’t doing it right. She strives to make each performance better then the last, it was hell.

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Always so dramatic, Lopez. You survived and you have national championships under your belt, that is because one Susan Rodham Sylvester- you’re welcome.

#misslimaheights #t: sue #c: sue #t: chat #t: santana #//I couldn't help it XD I hope it's okay to add a bit of Sue to this party #//been itching to play her and no way can I take on another permanent character right now

Text || Judy/Flora

[2am]:

Flora: Russell is in Lima, have you seen him?

[7am]:

Judy: Why were you messaging me at 2 in the morning? Did something happen?

Flora: He attacked me, Judy.

Judy: Where are you?!

Flora: Home, Nancy picked me up this morning and took me home.

Judy: Picked you up?

Flora: Yes, I was in the emergency room.

Judy: I'm coming over, we can finish this conversation in person.

#floradevereaux #t: flora #t: textflora #t: phone #t: judy #t: textjudy #tw: abuse #tw: hospital #tw: domestic abuse

Text || Flora/Nancy

[1AM]:

Flora: Nancy, I need help.

Nancy: What's wrong?

Flora: Last night, Russell, he came to the house. I spent the night in the emergency room.

Nancy: Jesus, are you okay? How bad?

Flora: Bruises, moderate concussion, couple broke ribs. He forced himself on me, Nancy. I- I reported him and they took a kit.

Nancy: I'll come grab you.

Flora: Nancy, I don't want to send Artie into a panic. I also don't want him to report to Juliette, I'm not ready for my kids to know.

Nancy: I thought you promised those kids no more secrets? They are your kids, you need to tell them. Period. You were brave enough to report him, be brave enough to tell your kids.

Flora: Avery and Daniel were just out this way, I don't want them to put there life on hold for me. Daniel, he already wants me to move to California and this will be another excuse for him to insist. I'll tell them but not today, I just need to process but I will tell them.

Nancy: I'm coming to get you.

Flora: But Artie.

Nancy: Do you have another ride?

Flora: No.

Nancy: Be there in ten.

#floradevereaux #t: text #t: textflora #t: textnancy #t: phone #tw: abuse #tw: domestic abuse #tw: domestic violence #tw: physical abuse #tw: rape

Text || Flora to Judy

Flora: Russell knows I'm here, which means he's either in Lima or has my address. I'm staying with Iris and Breeze for a little while. I just wanted to warn you.

Judy: I have a gun.

Flora: Judy!

Judy: He's not going to hurt us, I promise.

Flora: Don't stay alone.

Judy: I'll be fine, I got the best security and a guard dog- all thanks to Quinnie. I'll be okay, you stay safe.

#floradevereaux #t: flora #t: textflora #t: judy #t: textjudy #t: phone #tw: domestic violence

Text to Mommy

Quinn: She won't be okay. She hates my cars...

Quinn: As long as he is away from me, I think I can focus on Rachel and... You know, try to accept that she may like me.

Judy: Well, I tend to agree. I didn't like you riding around in those things and I certainly don't like them now.

Judy: Okay Quinnie, I love you.

#the-one-photographer-quinn #t: quinn #t: textquinn #t: judy #t: textjudy #t: phone

Text to Mommy

Quinn: I will drive them around the city in my cars. I don't care what that guy says.

Judy: Rachel will most certainly have a say in that. So as long as she is okay with it, he will have no choice.

Judy: I love you.

#the-one-photographer-quinn #t: quinn #t: textquinn #t: judy #t: textjudy #t: phone

Text to Mommy

Quinn: Don't you dare to talk about finding someone. That is a no! I will tell Frannie you said that, and she will agree with me!

Quinn: I don't like that guy, and I will never like him. For personal reasons. He may think I am an asshole, but he is also a big one too.

Quinn: I tried to make them be together again because I didn't want to be a homewrecker like Russell. But after a few conversations with him, I really think she is better off without him.

Quinn: I had a panic attack when she showed me the sonogram.

Judy: Quinn calm down, I don't know If I ever will. I was just saying if I did, now pull yourself together!

Judy: You don't have to like him, I never said you had to like him. But to be fair you did have an affair with his wife, I don't think anyone would take kindly to it.

Judy: LISTEN, YOU ARE NOT RUSSELL AND NEVER WILL BE RUSSELL. DO NOT COMPARE YOURSELF TO HIM AGAIN OR I WILL COME TO THE HOSPITAL AND BONK YOU ON THE HEAD.

Judy: That little baby might have both their parents but they will have you too- you'll get to spend a lot of time with that angel. They will love you, as long as you give them all the love in the world.

#the-one-photographer-quinn #t: quinn #t: textquinn #t: judy #t: textjudy #t: phone #tw: pregnancy #tw: hospital

Text to Mommy

Quinn: BUT I DON'T WANT HIM NEAR ME OR MY HOUSE!

Quinn: I mean, my friend doesn't.

Judy: AH HA I KNEW IT!

Judy: Quinn Fabray, he doesn't need to be near you or your house. However, this little baby deserves all the love in the world. If you love Rachel, you love all of Rachel and that includes that little baby.

Judy: If I found someone again, I would want him to be invested in you girls as I am. I would want him to treat you just like his own kids.

#the-one-photographer-quinn #t: quinn #t: textquinn #t: judy #t: textjudy #t: phone #tw: pregnancy

Text to Mommy

Quinn: It is for a friend...

Quinn: Smitten with me?

Quinn: What does that mean?

Quinn: I am just asking because... MY FRIEND... She is in love with this lady that is pregnant with her husband's baby and stuff. And she is very confused because she wants to be there, but the husband is a little of an... You know, she doesn't like the husband. And she is pretty jealous because she never had a baby, she had a baby but it's complicated. And then she is jealous because won't be her baby and...

Quinn: She is just asking for advice.

Judy: A friend, sure, okay.

Judy: She likes you, Quinn.

Judy: When you love someone, the circumstances do not matter. If this FRIEND is lets say- already leaving her husband because of something she and this person she loves did. This baby won't change anything between your FRIEND and the girl she loves. This baby will be apart of your FRIENDS life. Yes the father might be involved but as long as he is a good dad, then it's his right. Also, plenty of opportunities to expand the family in the future.

Judy: Hope I helped your FRIEND...

#the-one-photographer-quinn #t: quinn #t: textquinn #t: judy #t: textjudy #t: phone #tw: pregnancy

Text to Mommy

Quinn: So... Let's say that the person you are in love with is pregnant...

Quinn: What would you do?

Quinn: I am asking this for a friend, of course.

Judy: Guess that depends on the circumstances, Quinn. And don't say asking for a friend, it's never for a friend when someone asks that.

Judy: Is this about your little friend, Rachel? The one who is pregnant and clearly smitten with you?

#the-one-photographer-quinn #t: quinn #t: textquinn #t: judy #t: textjudy #t: phone #tw: pregnancy #//Mommy Fabray is no fool :P

Text to Judy

Quinn: Thank you, mom. I was so out of this world! I slept like a little angel!

Quinn: But mom, they decided to let me keep the role, do you really think I need to relax? I already slept for too many days.

Judy: You slept just like an angel.

Judy: Yes you do need to relax, Saphira already informed me of your naughty behavior. Listen to your doctors and your agent, so you can get better.

Judy: I love you so much.

#the-one-photographer-quinn #t: quinn #t: textquinn #t: judy #t: textjudy #t: phone #//I'm so sorry I forgot about this one! It was in my drafts.