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I’m gonna keep on talking about my boy Andrew.

almost every other male trend that dies becomes considered “too gay” like are cishet men ok?

#I'LL NAME A BUNCH IN THE TAGS #70s / early 80s shorts #yknow the really short ones #bell bottoms #platform shoes (god pls bring these back)#floral shirts (only to be recycled later)#patterned pants #colored pants #(both recycled later)#white jeans #(i've heard so many people call white jeans gay omfg)

spacehunter-m

onlytwitterpics

teenagerposts

me when my fave song comes on after ive pressed shuffle 53 times

bisexualgambit

Friends would have been better if Chandler and Joey ended up together. Like it’s Chandler and Joey, their lesbian neighbors Monica and Rachel, and their wacky friend Phoebe.

bisexualgambit

my dumbass forgot that Phoebe was literally bi when i wrote this post

thereaintnothing

The lack of Ross is the best thing about this post

snakebitcat

What did Monica do to you, that you would wish Rachel upon her?

thereaintnothing

Shit… you’re right!

bisexualgambit

Y’all only hate Rachel cause she dated ross but we been knew that it was just comp het and she dated him cause he was monica’s brother dxfcvghbjnkm

#omfg...tea

capptivated-blog

hotboyproblems

When you laugh at a dumb meme and someone who’s not an internet person asks whats so funny, but it’s like a tier 3 meme and you’ve gotta explain about seven years of internet for them to understand the nuances

scoutfinches

#im--#kdsjfsidj

rrozeselavy-deactivated-deactiv

rich ppl are like so easily convinced abt ghosts I remember growing up it was near this vacant lot and whenever I broke a toy instead of going to face the wrath of my mother I would fucking bury it in that lot and then sure enough, some dude tried to develop the land and found a ton of buried rotten dolls and shit and told everyone it was haunted

it’s been over a decade and that lot is still vacant

johnnyfourballs

You single handedly tanked the value of someone’s prime real estate and that makes me happy

derinthescarletpescatarian

As soon as I read this I immediately started thinking of ways to do this on purpose to get cheap land and I was five posts down my dash before I realised I was becoming Scooby Doo villain

one-time-i-dreamt

My science teacher did a presentation on his dick cause for some genetic anomaly reason, he had three of them. One of them was shaped similar to a horse’s penis but it also inexplicably contained like a quart of semen. Also he was wearing like 5 layers of underwear. no one acted like this was an inappropriate situation; it was if he showed the class that he had an extra finger.

hogmilked

This blog is gonna fucking kill me

steveharringtonsbutt

I broke into a sheer panic reading this post. I was absolutely wracking my brain trying to imagine a man with three dicks and giving a presentation to his class. I was trying to come up with any possible explanation for this absolute Unit, absolute Freaque™️ of nature…,,and then i saw the blog name. I want to fucking die, euthanize me PLEASE i am BEGGING you

#it literally took me 1000 years #im slow #omfg