You Can Call Me Captain

The captain is always right. And I'm the captain.

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[markv5]

Ученым удалось впервые получить фото кота Шредингера в момент перехода между квантовыми состояниями….

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This is a brilliant piece of the tumblr art genre.

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[destinydiamante-deactivated2022]

mostly nature //

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+ nature

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[countmackulla-deactivated201809]

I’m gonna apply for a job at Gordon Ramsay new restaurant and I’m gonna get it

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I submitted my application and resume

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I GOT THE FUCKING INTERVIEW

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My interview is in a few hours. I got this but wish me luck

[countmackulla-deactivated201809]

I GOT THE FUCKING JOB

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[boingmann]

reblog for good luck

[cracked]

Disney clearly is a propaganda machine opposed to elderly, single women.

Why The Queen Isn’t The Real Villain In Snow White

[chuckdrawsthings]

first steps

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[funnylime]

why my hand shaky

[sundial911]

your skeleton is ready to hatch

[funnylime]

this is so fucking ominous thank you

[celebsofcolor]

Zendaya attends the Australian premiere of The Greatest Showman at The Star on December 20, 2017 in Sydney, Australia.

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[babyanimalgifs]

Same here buddy, same

[babyanimalgifs]

This made my day

[sighborgs]

discourse topic of the night: mini m&ms are objectively better than normal m&ms.