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what I find funny, sad, cute, true, and awesome

[exeggcute]

when people try to talk about how honey is supposedly unethical because we’re stealing the bees’ food I’m just like, genuinely curious if you’re aware that the honey we eat is the result of beekeepers raising colonies and harvesting the excess honey while making sure the bees are all good and fine, and that the honey you buy at the store is from a farm and not just like going into the woods and sticking your hand in a beehive like a bear in a cartoon and stealing the wild bees’ honey

[threesideddream]

anyone else pin their hand between their thighs for warmth and security?

[itsagifnotagif]

I actually have so much love for dogs

[goon]

this is the best thing I’ve ever seen on twitter

[nowstandbackforyourownsafety]

[callmekaters]

WISHBONE WAS SO LEGIT.

[thosewerethe90s]

you know it

[whatistumbler06]

Is this on dvd? I need this.

[thevelvetgoldmine]

Person: Why do you like this TV show/ movie/ band so much?

Me: 

[futureresident-deactivated20190]

I think the biggest reason I enjoy Reyes romance is not just because Reyes as a person is super interesting and attractive to me (though it is a factor) but because Reyes feels a lot more dynamic than the squad mates.

Reyes’ life doesnt revolve around Ryder. When we meet him and when we leave him, he always has his own shit going on. He doesn’t drop everything at the end of his quest to join your crew because he can’t. Even the romance itself felt like an inversion of biowares usual romances because whilst most flirting usually comes across as Ryder hardcore flirting with someone like a boss awkwardly hitting on their employees, Flirting with Reyes felt more like allowing myself to be seduced: like I was letting him I was interested and giving him a chance to impress me.

And, of course, you can’t romance Reyes and also work against his plans which is something I wished happened more in Bioware games. Using Liam and Peebee as examples: their loyalty missions involve them being super irresponsible and shit, and even though you have a chance to call them out on it nothing really comes of any disagreement other than a few harsh words. You still earn their loyalty and romances are unaffected on any meaningful level.

It should be possible to ‘fail’ more relationships and dialogue in these games because it’s an rpg and story is part of the game. It should be treated as part of the experience and it makes the relationships and interactions more interesting because of it. The games should emphasise the fact that you simply can’t please everyone all of the time.

[melmariesparrow]

Bard looked more like Orlando Bloom than Orlando Bloom looked like Orlando Bloom

[singeranimal]

[vevy-vell]

Here we see a man who looks like Orlando Bloom talking to Orlando Bloom, who does not look as much like Orlando Bloom

[slimewytch]

*talks about u behind ur back but in a supportive way about how cool u are and how much i love u*

[klaushargreeveses]

He used often to say there was only one Road; that it was like a great river: its springs were at every doorstep, and every path was its tributary. ‘It’s a dangerous business, Frodo, going out of your door,’ he used to say. ‘You step into the Road, and if you don’t keep your feet, there is no knowing where you might be swept off to.

[sleighinbedgrowyrhair]

[tamalehousenumber4-deactivated2]

This is what the brute force of America’s military looks like and it looks like your stepdad is real pissed at that call on third base.

[ethicalanimefordecenthumanbeings]

Dude was stancing the entire time at the DMZ it’s wild

[antonnizhny]

How will the Norks ever recover from such a massive FLEX

[tamhonksss]

[saddest-cat-hours]

My parents

[meme-theft]

[idiot-titan-shifter-deactivated]

wake up america

[enrichmentpumpkin]

this is to educate my non-American followers. This really is how the US sees itself. (and yes, 95% of the time, Florida = WHAT?!)

In Florida the more North you go, the more “South” you get 

In Florida the central part pretends to be the south, the western part pretends to be the northeast and the south pretends to be the west I’m not even kidding you 

[ninjaboots]

… Please tell me you guys are kidding.  

[savannahgambino-deactivated2023]

Florida is like it’s own country I swear

[interruptingpanda]

I’m from Florida and I can confirm this. Also, South Florida is basically Miami and alligators.

[pumpkinskull]

oh, i always assumed florida was part of The South?

[jimmyfury]

north florida is yes. The rest is not.

[kittydoom]

I’m from Florida, and grew up in SC/NC. Can confirm all true. 👍

[wilwheaton]

Um. This is so wrong.

[oswinstark]

You’re forgetting the part where California sees itself as its own entity.

We do not want to be grouped in with everyone else, thanks.

[kichizone]

[manwiththesquidhat]

clearly none of you have ever met someone from texas

[daisyturtle]

Did the show LOST just like…. ruining anyone else’s life…. those numbers are forever engraved in my mind…. live together die alone….. not penny’s boat….

[right-in-the-vhenan]

Ryder, with romance plans fully in mind for someone else

Reyes: “You…look like you’re waiting for someone.”

Ryder:

[inklie]

i know a lot of people think angara are like space kitties but they just remind me of those hellish goats with the long ears

an adorable baby picture of jaal as a young boy