Your Words Can't Hurt Me, My Shades Are Gucci

This is an OC RP blog for Splatoon. NSFW is allowed on this blog so just close ya eyes or something. Also read the rules and shit.

[fernsfalls]

found a rare pepe on the ground at school

[korolevx-deactivated20180128]

that is a common pepe. it’s literally the most common pepe

[jupitersmusings]

i want this on my grave

[thenatalchart]

this is what tinfoil hats were made for

[pancakeke]

Kitties who eat too fast get ＴＨＥ  ＰＵＮＩＳＨＭＥＮＴ  ＢＯＷＬ

[pancakeke]

Tags: wow this seems cruel

Sometimes cats eat so fast they puke bruh. It’s not healthy. There are a ton of people reblogging this actually happy that there’s a solution for this.

[hiboudeluxe]

my cat does this. and honestly this might solve his problems… i.e. SLOW THE FUCK DOWN, CAT.

[the-last-teabender]

I’m not gonna lie, I think I need one of these for me.

[calleo]

Dishes like this also help with dogs who eat too fast; it significantly lowers their chances of choking or bloat.

[angimcart]

You know, these looks all silly but… they are perfect! Is your cat annoyed? Is your cat depressed? Does your cat eat too fast and suffocated itself? Does your cat eat too much? Is your cat castrated? Do your cats fight over food?

These are all perfect for that! Your cats like to hunt and have fun with their food so it’s better to give them some “difficulties” and way to use their brains: this is why a lot of these are called “intelligent toys”, because they stimulate play and hunt.

“I don’t have money for that!” DON’T WORRY! You can create your own intelligent toy with whatever you have at home!

This is better for cats than dogs, mostly because dogs try to destroy the toy first so I won’t suggest you to use toiler paper rolls or plastic bottles!

“My cat is too old for this stuff, it would stop eating!” YOU CAN DO SOMETHING ELSE! Is your cat too old to play, buy a lot of little bowls and instead of putting its food in a single one, split the food around the house. The cat will go around, searching for its food in a easy way and having a little hunt/play that will surely make its day a little more fun!

[why-animals-do-the-thing]

A+ examples of cat food enrichment!

[which-oc-would]

Which OC went through (or will go through) a redemption arc?

[qq45xx-deactivated20141028]

[bkrt299]

[bkrt299]

[sanviento-deactivated20260119]

twitter requests part 2 feat @soda-slosher and @florencebabe ‘s squids

[which-oc-would]

Which OC has a bottomless pit for a stomach?

[agent-7-at-your-service]

Special: Art Requests for Project Titanomachy

Deadline is December 22nd.

To all my readers and fans:

I am open to every Splatoon blog that wants their OC to be drawn as greek gods or goddesses. They will be officially part of my story under the conditions that they resign at one point or to protect Inkopolis, or they die off in some way.

Camile ( @inklingleesquidly ) Nebula ( @agenttwo @myzzy ) Celeste and Willow ( @alpinesquid ) are already set up along with my future OCs Justinian and Telemachus to represent for Athena, Triton, Hebe, Persephone, Melinoe, and Hestia to match with the main six Olympian gods.

The greek deity your OC would be a champion of cannot be Zeus, Poseidon, Hades, Demeter, or Hera. They must be a descendant of them. (Hestia is an exception, but she isn’t an option.)

There will be 6 entries with two entries already filled out.

1. Emerald ( @twelvetailedkitsune @son-of-joy ) representing for Apollo*

2. Sapphire  ( @twelvetailedkitsune @son-of-joy ) representing for Artemis*

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5.

6.

[asktheseastars]

WOAH NELLY It’s that time of year again!

It’s December, so I’m opening Mistletoe/Mistledoe Asks!

“A whatnow?”

You just send me an ask and I’ll draw out the interaction! By default, they should be smooching or fighting under the mistletoe. BUT, if that ain’t your thing, they can also be hugging, high-fiving, punching each other, whatever! (SFW only please!)

Please send me an ask or submission in the format of “-Your Character- x -My Character- -(Doing whatever)-” as well as where/how to find a good reference image of your character! Basic personality would be appreciated too!

Splatoon Fan Characters are preferred, but Original Characters are fine too!

My character pages can be found Here and Here! Happy holidays!

[whatocto-blog]

An Octoling shrine maiden passes by, carrying a basket of something... She has a worried look on her face.

Carter notices the tall woman. He pauses in his tracks and sets his luggage down. Why would she be up so early? Its the middle of the night. He did not know who she was but there was a chance that she knew who he was and he could not risk anyone finding out about his runaway plans. “Hey!” He started to walk up to her. “You better no say anything. You didnt see shit, got it?”

[petit-blu-inkling]

whatocto:

“Wow, damn. Well I gotta tell you, you are probably the first nice person I’ve actually met here in my 17 years of living in this shithole. You actually help those in need, I respect that. We might have different point of view, but at least youre not a scumbag soldier that muders people. I swear, shit stains that have killed people don’t deserve anything good.” He took a drag of his cigarette. “You know?”

There was a visible flinch at those words.

“I try not to focus on such things… “ Meiko said, as she began applying one of the posters to a metal wall. with a small amount of sticky tack from a pack of it in her sleeve.

[whatocto-blog]

“I guess, I mean. You’re a shrine maiden. Its not like you’ve dealt with any of that shitty stuff. Thats probably why you’re reacting that way to your cousin being missing. Never had to deal with people close to you dying. But you’ll sadly get used to it.” She lazyly slapped on some stickly tack on the poster and glued it crookedly to a random post.

[petit-blu-inkling]

Meiko froze but for a moment, as if remembering something devastating. If one listened closely, they would have heard her mumble a name.

“Suyuan… “

She shook he head, in order to snap herself out of it.

“I’ve dealt with more of that that you would think… “ She said wistfully.

[whatocto-blog]

Carter noticed her mumbling something, but didn’t exactly care enough to ask her to repeat herself. “Huh, so you did huh? I guess no one here is safe.” He glued the rest of the posters to random places. He stayed silent for a bit, but then spoke. “You got any dreams, Meiko?”

[petit-blu-inkling]

Meiko looked surprised. The question was an unexpected one, given the conversation that had preceded it.

Cupping her chin in the valley between her thumb and forefinger, she thought.

“I guess it would be for the last remaining racist attitudes between Inklings and Octolings to finally die out.” Meiko said. “My cousin, and one other whom I am close to… They actually have to hide their status as hybrids because some Inklings AND Octolings might hurt or kill them for it. And that scares me.”

[whatocto-blog]

Carter rolled his eyes. “I mean for yourself. Like actual dreams. And plans for you. What you want to do with your life. We all can have little wishes where the war is stopped and people are no longer excused from brutal murder and actually punished for their crimes. And where innocents are not harmed everyday. But those are nothing but empty wishes we cant do anything about.”

[whatocto-blog]

Vemi walked into Shrimp Kicks and noticed Crusty Sean wasn't there, he looked around and saw an employee. Unfortunately Vemi has never really talked to anyone else at Shrimp Kicks other than Crusty Sean, So He timidly asked one of the employees "Um... I... Hello um sir? I w-was wondering if I could um... f-find some replacement shoes for the ones I have right now er... the... Um..." Vemi paused realizing he messed up with his wording and he kind of drifted off into silence.

Carter turned around and looked at the cutumer. It was a short, pink haired inkling. He pulled out his best custumer-service voice. “Sure! No problem! What kind of shoes are you looking for?” He looked down at the Inkling’s, Ahem, “shoes”. those thing were held on to by ducktape and faith. They were a god aweful mess around the Inkling’s feet. Who is their right mind would wait this long to replace thier shoes? Eh what ever.

[ecstaticacrobatic]

whatocto:

“Hi, Vemi.” He smiled. “Im Carter.” He shifted slightly. “So, you play a lot of turf right? I mean, I assume so since you’re looking for squid girls. Y’know, Im pretty good at turf myself. Im a dynamo roller user.” He flexed. “I like heavy weapons. Its a good workout.”

*Oh my god. he is that type of person Good lord…* “Dynamo?” Vemi chuckled “Wonder how good you are i’ll be honest. You got the body to swing one around for sure.”  Now that they got to talk about turf Vemi was a little more comfortable “Use a Splattershot pro. It’s great if you got a knack for strategy” She smiled proudly 

[whatocto-blog]

“Thanks, I do what I can. Heh. So, you’re a girl for strategy. Thats cool, smart girls are really cute.” Carter prayed to god he was making a good impression on the girl. “So, did you find anything you like?”

[whatocto-blog]

An Octoling shrine maiden passes by, carrying a basket of something... She has a worried look on her face.

Carter notices the tall woman. He pauses in his tracks and sets his luggage down. Why would she be up so early? Its the middle of the night. He did not know who she was but there was a chance that she knew who he was and he could not risk anyone finding out about his runaway plans. “Hey!” He started to walk up to her. “You better no say anything. You didnt see shit, got it?”

[petit-blu-inkling]

whatocto:

“Wow, damn. Well I gotta tell you, you are probably the first nice person I’ve actually met here in my 17 years of living in this shithole. You actually help those in need, I respect that. We might have different point of view, but at least youre not a scumbag soldier that muders people. I swear, shit stains that have killed people don’t deserve anything good.” He took a drag of his cigarette. “You know?”

There was a visible flinch at those words.

“I try not to focus on such things… “ Meiko said, as she began applying one of the posters to a metal wall. with a small amount of sticky tack from a pack of it in her sleeve.

[whatocto-blog]

“I guess, I mean. You’re a shrine maiden. Its not like you’ve dealt with any of that shitty stuff. Thats probably why you’re reacting that way to your cousin being missing. Never had to deal with people close to you dying. But you’ll sadly get used to it.” She lazyly slapped on some stickly tack on the poster and glued it crookedly to a random post.

[petit-blu-inkling]

Meiko froze but for a moment, as if remembering something devastating. If one listened closely, they would have heard her mumble a name.

“Suyuan… “

She shook he head, in order to snap herself out of it.

“I’ve dealt with more of that that you would think… “ She said wistfully.

[whatocto-blog]

Carter noticed her mumbling something, but didn’t exactly care enough to ask her to repeat herself. “Huh, so you did huh? I guess no one here is safe.” He glued the rest of the posters to random places. He stayed silent for a bit, but then spoke. “You got any dreams, Meiko?”

[whatocto-blog]

Vemi walked into Shrimp Kicks and noticed Crusty Sean wasn't there, he looked around and saw an employee. Unfortunately Vemi has never really talked to anyone else at Shrimp Kicks other than Crusty Sean, So He timidly asked one of the employees "Um... I... Hello um sir? I w-was wondering if I could um... f-find some replacement shoes for the ones I have right now er... the... Um..." Vemi paused realizing he messed up with his wording and he kind of drifted off into silence.

Carter turned around and looked at the cutumer. It was a short, pink haired inkling. He pulled out his best custumer-service voice. “Sure! No problem! What kind of shoes are you looking for?” He looked down at the Inkling’s, Ahem, “shoes”. those thing were held on to by ducktape and faith. They were a god aweful mess around the Inkling’s feet. Who is their right mind would wait this long to replace thier shoes? Eh what ever.

[ecstaticacrobatic]

whatocto:

Carter walked to the back of the store. He looked at the cute and shy Inkling. “Well we have some of that kind of stuff here. You can feel free to look around and stuff.” She stepped back and made room for Vemi. He leaned back on the boxes and stretched trying to show off his biceps and abdominals as much as he could in order to show off. “So, what’s your name?” He asked.

Vemi was Impressed at first, Vemi then quickly realized *Oh god is he purposely showing off…  I really hope he’s not that sort of guy.* The pink inkling spoke up “It’s um, Vemi.” *can’t lie though, I’m impressed.*

[whatocto-blog]

“Hi, Vemi.” He smiled. “Im Carter.” He shifted slightly. “So, you play a lot of turf right? I mean, I assume so since you’re looking for squid girls. Y’know, Im pretty good at turf myself. Im a dynamo roller user.” He flexed. “I like heavy weapons. Its a good workout.”

[whatocto-blog]

An Octoling shrine maiden passes by, carrying a basket of something... She has a worried look on her face.

Carter notices the tall woman. He pauses in his tracks and sets his luggage down. Why would she be up so early? Its the middle of the night. He did not know who she was but there was a chance that she knew who he was and he could not risk anyone finding out about his runaway plans. “Hey!” He started to walk up to her. “You better no say anything. You didnt see shit, got it?”

[petit-blu-inkling]

whatocto:

“Wow, damn. Well I gotta tell you, you are probably the first nice person I’ve actually met here in my 17 years of living in this shithole. You actually help those in need, I respect that. We might have different point of view, but at least youre not a scumbag soldier that muders people. I swear, shit stains that have killed people don’t deserve anything good.” He took a drag of his cigarette. “You know?”

There was a visible flinch at those words.

“I try not to focus on such things… “ Meiko said, as she began applying one of the posters to a metal wall. with a small amount of sticky tack from a pack of it in her sleeve.

[whatocto-blog]

“I guess, I mean. You’re a shrine maiden. Its not like you’ve dealt with any of that shitty stuff. Thats probably why you’re reacting that way to your cousin being missing. Never had to deal with people close to you dying. But you’ll sadly get used to it.” She lazyly slapped on some stickly tack on the poster and glued it crookedly to a random post.

[whatocto-blog]

Vemi walked into Shrimp Kicks and noticed Crusty Sean wasn't there, he looked around and saw an employee. Unfortunately Vemi has never really talked to anyone else at Shrimp Kicks other than Crusty Sean, So He timidly asked one of the employees "Um... I... Hello um sir? I w-was wondering if I could um... f-find some replacement shoes for the ones I have right now er... the... Um..." Vemi paused realizing he messed up with his wording and he kind of drifted off into silence.

Carter turned around and looked at the cutumer. It was a short, pink haired inkling. He pulled out his best custumer-service voice. “Sure! No problem! What kind of shoes are you looking for?” He looked down at the Inkling’s, Ahem, “shoes”. those thing were held on to by ducktape and faith. They were a god aweful mess around the Inkling’s feet. Who is their right mind would wait this long to replace thier shoes? Eh what ever.

[ecstaticacrobatic]

whatocto:

Carter laughed softly. Shoes me around the show store. Nevermind, this girl was kinda funny, and cute, her flustered attitude was kind of endearing. He wondered if she was always this shy or just around him. His smile was no longer as fake as it was a minute ago as he kept repeating the little messup in his head over and over. He tried his best to not outwardly laugh to not make her feel too uncomfotable. “Its no problem! Im afraid we dont have SquidGirls anymore, they’re kind of old. But Im sure we will be able to find some good stuff for you. Come with me.” He started walking to the back of the store. What if I start messing with her? He thought.

“Oh Um alright!” she followed the employee thinking *y’know… He’s actually kind of nice… I’d have expected someone to at least poke fun of me for that…*

[whatocto-blog]

Carter walked to the back of the store. He looked at the cute and shy Inkling. “Well we have some of that kind of stuff here. You can feel free to look around and stuff.” She stepped back and made room for Vemi. He leaned back on the boxes and stretched trying to show off his biceps and abdominals as much as he could in order to show off. “So, what’s your name?” He asked.