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Hi I'm Rachel

[sandandglass]

[itscalledfashionlookitup]

When people compare the greatness that is The Simpsons to other animated shows like Family Guy it makes me want to set myself on fire

[macabrekawaii]

I went on a date last year and jokingly said “Don’t ask me I’m just a girl” and giggled at a 35 year old man thinking he’d get the reference and instead he said “that’s what I like to hear.”

[returningjedi]

#that is when you start shoving breadsticks in your purse

[aphony-cree]

This episode aired in 1994 and was a direct response to Mattel issuing their first talking Barbie which said phrases like “Will we ever have enough clothes?” and “Math class is tough”

A group that dubbed itself the Barbie Liberation Organization tried to create awareness of gender stereotypes by switching the voice boxes of a few hundred Barbies with those of G.I. Joe dolls, which made G.I. Joes that said things like “What kind of wedding will you have?” and Barbies that said “Vengeance is mine”

[unilady99]

I want a barbie that craves vengeance.

[sensiblereblogifposts]

Reblog if your Barbie craves vengeance

[i-was-today-years-old-when]

i realized that the balloons in Ross’ bachelor party

are blown up condoms

[teenscoolest]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[ohjustletmewriteinpeace]

[babyanimalgifs]

I LOVE THIS

[animalsinraingear]

[painstation-deactivated20181026]

wow

[joshpeck]

they did that

[vladtheunfollower]

Unrestrained summer fun

[petapeta]

[sinkies]

well here’s baby

[princesstigerbelle]

WHAT IS THAT

[unclefather]

It’s baby

[everythingfox]

Look at this fluffy cow

[diana-1970-deactivated20181220]

[silkymoongrl]

Omfg

[weloveshortvideos]

Who’s that hiding under the sheets?

[awed-frog]

This is, like, the opposite of a horror movie.

[thorgyorgy]

Things she did: THAT.

[cum--brulee]

[i-was-today-years-old-when]

i learned that Getty Images, a company infamous for sending threatening letters requesting payment when their photos are used without permission, was sued for more than $1 billion in damages when they mistakenly demanded a “settlement payment” from a photographer for her own work (x)

[i-was-today-years-old-when]

i learned that in the 1880s, the Harvard Observatory director was frustrated with his staff, and would say “My Scottish maid could do better!” So, he hired his Scottish maid. Williamina Fleming ran a team for decades, classified tens of thousands of stars, & discovered white dwarfs and the Horsehead Nebula (x)

[corporation-cats]

[hushhatake]

their girl group choreography is amazing… how do i hire them 

[catchymemes]