No

What am I even supposed to say here?

[soupwife]

[deactivated2013804deactivated-d]

boy: *takes more than 3 minutes to text back*

me: *opens quote post* “A man has always wanted to lay me down, but he never wanted to pick me up.” -Eartha Kitt

[nerdjpg]

[nayters]

[saltywinteradult]

[thegood-byelook]

I still don't know what I'm wearing to the living room New Years Eve... I might not even go.

[tastefullyoffensive]

[susanoomon]

Good night everyone

[scaredenglishmajor]

If anyone deserves a raise it’s the employee from four seasons total landscaping who answered the phone and went “yup, we can set up a podium and everything” and just acted like nothing was out of the ordinary.

[blunderpuff]

Four Seasons Total Landscaping employee answering the phone like:

[disc80s]

putin isn’t resigning thats just a rumor started by tabloids and has 0 credibility, just a heads up!

thank u but i choose to continue spreading this false information

[geniusoflove]

this morning when i was on register this guy gave me cash n it was all wet n he said sorry i fell in a lake

[normal-horoscopes]

what is your target demographic

SLUTS

[asdfgbhjkfrgfkslehelsfhelfew-de]

twilight but instead of a dramatic reveal about how edward’s a vampire bella just shows up to class one day and slides a copy of Dracula across the table to see what happens 

[synder-sync]

how DARE you hide this comedy gold IN THE TAGS

[onlytwitterpics]

[aireina]

would you prefer to learn French or Italian before you die?

the threatening aura of this message reads like it was sent by the duolingo owl

[997]

What do you do for a living

i try my best

[whitepeopletwitter]

[ajlenoire]

this is exactly what we need, news outlets lemony-snicketting trump