sounds like an adventure

opera singing, food loving, 20-something knitting junkie "wounded, not conquered."

[llovinghome]

[thecommonchick]

[meanplastic]

[faefilth]

[capacity]

*thinking about myself 11 minutes ago* I was in such a dark place in my life…

[plumgall]

The sexiest thing about me?

Everything hurts my feelings

[brucebocchi]

y’all still have brains? lmaooooo i took mine out years ago and replaced it with a small cardboard box filled with crystals and worms

[especially]

[thetowndrugdealer]

how are dogs always so happy when the economy is a mess??

[brand-upon-the-brain]

[greyhorsephoto]

[unclefather]

I have been fooled

[birch-the-fish-crow]

I like how the horses ears are now in an ‘anger’ position.

[chessys]

my husband of twenty years: i love you me: he’s just saying that to be nice

[sandsvendor100]

Feed Me Your Beakfast Burrito

[sandsvendor100]

[cyber-mom-paxton]

Why…? I’m hungry.

[sandsvendor100]

[gh0stenthusiast]

[pyjamathyst]

Flute boy: “DON’T FUCK WITH ME, I HAVE THE POWER OF GOD AND ANIME ON MY SIDE.”

Bystander: “Wait, you-”

FB: “aAAAAHH”

[everydaylouie]

happy halloween! here is a ghost duet

[akitron]

People keep posting ‘what’s REALLY in your food’ articles like I’m gonna stop eating whatever it’s about lmao Listen, death is coming. Death is coming. Pass me a hot dog.

[6x]

i feel like i’m already tired tomorrow