What's Ruining Anders Day Today? @whatsruiningandersdaytoday - Tumblr Blog

Get a hat for bright ideas, and then thinking won't ruin your day.

This fucking thing is at my work, just feet from my desk!!! #omg #wkdogs #icanteven #puppy #totes #shutupAnders (at Wieden + Kennedy)

#HASHTAGS Make Anders mad, what a #dill

I'm pretty sure that's helium in there! #boo #whatawaste

HELIUM BURPS

the cool kids on vine.

Rachel is ruining Anders' BIRTHDAY by drinking his booze! Happy Birthday Anders!

no small, cheap avocados at Cherry Sprout right now

two of us observed no cheap avocados at Cherry Sprout this weekend, so we can only presume it's currently ruining Anders' day.

RACHEL!!!

but also Rachel suggests, without explanation:

Nip replacement

I can't even...

Cathy+Printer

these two things together are a total day ruiner. A sticking-out-the-bottom-lip DAY RUINER. Poor Poor Andy.

SPACE INVADERS WITH COUNTRY ACCENTS

Hole in the boot on a rainy day

that is a shitty one, would probably ruin anyone's day, really. BORING

Burrito Lady

The Burrito lady at Fuego talked him into adding cabbage to his burrito. What a drag!

The water glass

Yesterday, I grabbed a glass from the kitchen. It was the cleanest tallest glass there was.

Anders comes by my desk and asks, "Where did you get that glass? Matt! Did you remove my glass from my desk?"

It was Ander's special glass that no one else could ever have.....

"KJKG&^*YOIJKGHHLKJLJUGLDKMCIOIJH!!!!!!" Says Anders.

I ruined his day which was supposed to be full of hydration.

"the end of the year, and everyone is trying to patch up holes and everything...."

I have no idea what this means, he's just whining generically at this point

RASH!

"benadryl sorta ruined my day yesterday"

Today, it's his face, his rashy face.

broken Vizio remote is really, most definitely ruining at least one day. Also Vzio customer service would ruin anyone's day!

What's Ruining Anders Day Today?