okay.

First in friendship. Fourth in obesity.

[whatsthatnow]

[natalioovski]

[bruzum]

thats it thats the whole movie

[road-killed]

Misleading title

[lizardsister]

hey boss i can't come in today it's a sunny day and there's a lovely breeze coming in through my window, yeah it's rustling the branches of the tree outside that's finally bloomed so it's pretty serious

[allsadnshit]

Keeping an alive tumblr in 2026 is proof of one's sincerity and authenticity - a type of person who enjoys posting for the sake of it with absolutely nothing to be gained....just the enjoyment of curation and self expression untainted by opportunity and relevance

[fleetwoodmac-sex-pants]

So...are we all just a bunch of gays with anxiety?

[eroscestlavie]

Why am I finding out just today that Salvador Dali designed the Chupa Chups logo

[eroscestlavie]

????

[eroscestlavie]

Hey. What

[trash-slvt]

"relax. sucking does not kill" would make for a fun shirt

[whatsthatnow]

Related this information to my partner and he said “what the hell are Chupa Chups?” Apparently this man has never heard of nor had Chupa Chups before??

This also from a man who doesn’t know what a tractor pull is or had a Steak-um.

My best friend said that’s what happens when your family can afford tootsie pops.

Growing up suburban upper middle class sounds dull as hell.

[hemoglobines-deactivated2013092]

[dear-julien]

Brain FOG? oh, no no no. I said brain FAG. I'm stupid AND gay.

[omegaversereloaded]

You got cum on your face you big disgrace

[basi-boy]

not what he said!!

[omegaversereloaded]

We will we will fuck you

[ode-on-a-grecian-butt]

[official-lucifers-child]

so make it

Cunt

[animusrox]

[filmphotofranz]

[skittypilled]

so i put my hands up theyre playing my song the evil skull flies away

[achillesinhighheels]

[anxietyproblem]

[depsidase]

[devilishdescent]

joker with an earring voice. bi so curious. sorry. fuck. sorry. this post sucks so fucking bad.