Foul Squelching On Aisle 3

Carlos / 28 / Libra / ENTJ-T / 🇨🇦🏳️‍🌈🇨🇴 / Taken Friend Code: SW-4968-5338-7188

[toxic-kombucha]

Throwback to my hair being shorter and my brain not short circuiting with migraines this week

[thedeepsharks]

🙂

[nic0las-uncaged]

i may be the worst blog you follow but you still follow me

[vsingers]

new favorite tweet

[carmelcup2]

[eroscestlavie]

This just pissed me off so baaaad 😂

[yume-fanfare]

modern social media should stop offering "sync with your phone contacts to follow them" options and start offering "block all your phone contacts so they never see your account" options

[onlytiktoks]

[aniseandspearmint]

Asdfghjkl her perfectly straight face and even tone throughout should win an AWARD

[circusheart]

One of the things they don't tell you about following gay guys on tumblr. You will see gif sets of every single time any man has ever been naked in a movie or tv show. You will learn about shows and movies you've never heard of before because gay guys on tumblr are reblogging gifs of a slightly chubby side character taking off his shirt and you can see his tits jiggle a bit

[highonawindyhill]

[zteph-deactivated20200818]

this wins over other pro-gay commercials because you had no idea he was gay and then you can’t tell which one is his husband

they are showing them as people

not as gays and straights

[fejes-deactivated20180123]

fuckin love this commercial

[vikingserket]

can we just talk abotu the fact that the husbands arent even bringing the drinks over theyre just standing there next to the drinks and chatting

fuckin useless husbands

[burairium-deactivated20130819]

they are showing anyone can be useless. Even gay people

they are saying that it doesn’t matter if you are gay or straight. You can still be a useless person

[cyrilthewolf]

this post got better

[animentality]

[ovenroastedtwerkey]

A grill worth fighting for

[quietwingsinthesky]

we’re so lucky that gilgamesh survived and is a banger. can you imagine if we found the oldest written human story ever recorded and it sucked balls.

[appendingfic]

thank god some sumerian editor wasn't all "gay shit doesn't sell"

[depsidase]

[dafancyuhinspiration]

[so-much-for-subtlety]

[ozempicofficial]

[greenvelvetchaise]

not just mutuals but someone i’d eat a sandwich in the park with