Can't we all just play more games?

[vigilantejustice]

please watch this two second clip from santa clarita diet

[margesimpsoncosplayer]

mah shErbet.,, mah sp ᵒᵒⁿ

[katetcake]

Hey uh……

Minecraft community…

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK

[biff-donderglutes]

[whatsthemage]

I'm not convinced some of those weren't just actual photographs of real life

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

[mudwerks]

fukin hungry

[21pens]

Selkie in action

[whatsthemage]

I loved Darling in the Franxx

[demilypyro]

Someone: “People would never do anything without monetary gain”

Dungeon masters, Minecraft players, fanfic writers:

[demilypyro]

You’re so right

[firebirdeternal]

Wikipedia editors Community moderators for discord servers, forums, and twitch channels Animal shelter volunteers People who put back extra carts at the grocery store People who pick up litter while they’re on a jog or walk to throw it away  Humans Do Things. We dedicate a certain amount of our thing-doing capacity to making sure we survive, and in the society we’ve constructed that means Worrying about Money. But if you leave a human alone in a box with a pile of sand, we build castles.

[princessnijireiki]

“I remembered once, in Japan, having been to see the Gold Pavilion Temple in Kyoto and being mildly surprised at quite how well it had weathered the passage of time since it was first built in the fourteenth century. I was told it hadn’t weathered well at all, and had in fact been burnt to the ground twice in this century. “So it isn’t the original building?” I had asked my Japanese guide. “But yes, of course it is,” he insisted, rather surprised at my question. “But it’s been burnt down?” “Yes.” “Twice?” “Many times.” “And rebuilt.” “Of course. It is an important and historic building.” “With completely new materials.” “But of course. It was burnt down.” “So how can it be the same building?” “It is always the same building.” I had to admit to myself that this was in fact a perfectly rational point of view, it merely started from an unexpected premise. The idea of the building, the intention of it, its design, are all immutable and are the essence of the building. The intention of the original builders is what survived. The wood of which the design is constructed decays and is replaced when necessary. To be overly concerned with the original materials, which are merely sentimental souvenirs of the past, is to fail to see the living building itself.”

— Douglas Adams (via valarhalla)

[death-blossom-ready]

Me: I think I put these cookies up high enough so the dogs can’t get them. 

My Dog: 

[silver-glass-deactivated2021021]

On February 3rd, 2019, we will have 2/3/19.

[marauders4evr]

TODAY’S THE DAY!

technically we’re ALL, always LARPing, because the Self is only a construct,

[2rsquared]

I want a new character

[theprettyboysclub]

Then make one.

[just-yet]

[porterr-robinson]

[whatsthemage]

Boss: Okay, its 5:00 so I'm gonna put you down now

Me: *NYOOM*

[whatsthemage]

Me: *picks a champion I have not played in 2+ years for a ranked game*

*Does poorly and looses*

Me:

[reystars]

I really want a movie where there’s this Dark Brooding Male Hero who’s like, a total badass, and during all the fight scenes he keeps getting flashbacks to happy images of his wife, and like his whole narrative is framed around his wife, and all the other heroes on his team know that he’s got this passion and vengeance and think it all has to do with his dead wife… but then near the end of the movie his wife shows up and he’s like “hey babe” they’re all shocked and they’re like, “Wait I thought all your power and passion came from avenging your dead wife?” and he’s like “no bro, I just really love my wife, she’s really cool, she’s what keeps me going” like… a reverse fridge

[correct-vampire-opinions]

Unfridge your wives 2017

[roundinviciouscircles]

Unfridge your wives 2018

[oliverqueenlance]

“This whole saving the world thing has kept me from seeing my wife for like, three days and I was really starting to miss her!”

[ampervadasz]

:D

[tmntchickadee]

This is what boys will be boys is supposed to mean

[cybercrimer]

Taako and Lup also buy those “best friends” heart necklaces but they have to buy two pairs because they can’t decide who gets the one with “best” on it so it’s like

[dungeonsanddontfuckup]

Magnus wears both of the “friends” necklaces when they do this, and it it makes him incredibly happy.

[jamscandraw]

hey OP and @dungeonsanddontfuckup thank you for my life

[whyismagnuscrying]

This belongs on this blog

[prokopetz]

“So what do you all bring to the team?”

“I can fly.”

“I shoot lasers.”

“I make good life decisions.”

“That’s not really a super –”

“No, trust us, she’s our most important member.”

[smallswingshoes]

So many dnd campaigns.

[whatsthemage]

League time!!!

Blind leading the blind as i help 2 new players learn #LeagueOfLegends Come hang out!!! twitch.tv/jkyle37

[undercitytwerkteam]

imma keep it real w u blizzard

emailing me vore art will not make me spend €50 on hearthstone cards

[whatsthemage]

STREAM TIME

Watch my rank go down faster than my self esteem! It's League Of Legends night! twitch.tv/jkyle37