[animeseinfeld]

twisted fucking cycle path

[manaclone]

this is a gerrymandered district

[whatsthepointreallly]

Idk why I don’t use tumblr anymore

[whatsthepointreallly]

🤙🏻🤙🏻🤙🏻

[justbadpuns]

In Star Wars there are so many Skywalkers, but there’s Only One Kenobi.

[cheese24k]

[muppetmayhem]

Friendly reminder classic moments like these with the kids are entirely unscripted.

[321redlightt-deactivated2016010]

my heart exploded

[therealraewest]

Pokemon Logic

[fuckyahumor]

Mom: Hey isn't this house great for us? You can have your own room!

Mom: *realizes there's only one bedroom in entire house*

Mom: Well honey it's time for you to embark on your pokemon journey across the country I'll miss you take your time goodbye

[eith]

home at heart

[eith]

@kygo

[tellyjpg]

i’ll respect you more if you tell me exactly how you feel.

[vomitpuppy-deactivated20200809]

u think i’m CUTE?! send me $3000

[batmanrogues-deactivated2020021]

look at how big batman’s boobs are tho

[elitefourkylewantstobattle]

Dan Brucie ur Bobbies

[crescentmoonrover-deactivated20]

[seashellronan]

there’s honestly nothing worse than an apple that’s not crisp like don’t come near me with that grainy soft shit, that weak ass crunch i’d rather die

[beggars-opera]

this is an anti-red delicious apple blog and if you don’t agree you can block me right now

[dankmemeuniversity]

[myheartwithyours]

Mom, I might not have gone down in history but I have gone down on a girl

[glumshoe]

the ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ has only been actually typed once by a single person, everyone else who has ever used it has just googled “shrug emoji” and copy-pasted it

[thejonymyster]

why repaint the mona lisa

[dreamsuggestion-deactivated2019]

just wanna kiss and listen to you talk about urself

[thegoodvybe]

How do you politely tell someone that you want them naked on top of you