bequizzlment

♋ Hi my name is Cody, what's yours?! 07/01/95 I'm a land surveyor my office is a forest beat that, life currently revolves around work and binging out on drugs and alcohol till I pass out ♋

[neopoints]

me n the girls walkin into target headed straight to the clearance bread rack

[jerryterry]

[tamascotchi-deactivated20190101]

jerrod how long did it take you to photoshop all that bread

[jerryterry]

Did it the lazy easy way: 

It may be less than stellar, but I have a strict personal rule: “don’t put longer than 30 minutes’ effort into a fetish joke”. The second you hit 30:01, the exposure becomes lethal and the fetish becomes unironic.

[nyawave]

FETISH?????????

[mias-back-from-the-dead]

god i wish i were you

[dust-princess]

Whitch part is the fetish? Bread or Pokémon?

[hikari-ni-naritai]

I’m so sorry to have to be the one to tell you this but it’s the bread

[miraculous-writings]

WHAT DO YOU MEAN ITS THE BREAD

[trappedinavelociraptor]

world heritage post

[loverboysfate]

the afffirmations instagram is driving me fucking insane so here are some faves

[piipstachio]

TUMBLR PLEASE I WAS TRYING TO SHOW THIS

[christdookie-resurrection-deact]

[j4ckme]

[geniexo]

[andromeda40002019]

who did this just wondering i love the use of ellipses

[doppelgender]

the clunk wrote this

[otahkoapisiakii]

I went to get some cereal and I saw this picture on the back of the box

I’m not good at Photoshop, but please. Someone who is, please do it. You know exactly what I’m talking about, you see him there, on the end

[where-the-fuck-is-he]

[phithera-blog]

Visit Original Link

so i worked out how to make GLADoS’s voice and

yeah

[yukulele-deactivated20190729]

amazinggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg

[antonnizhny]

A work of art

[hmas-sydney]

No idea who’s voice it is, but it’s great

[kineticpenguin]

That’s it. This is the one.

[givemeinternet]

This is a theater stage for a play

[tenofswords618-deactivated20140]

no thats a boss battle

[dexthorn]

[catgifsinthesenate]

This is the Bregenzer Festspiele opera house, and it’s worth noting that this is not a one-off. Every single one of their productions looks like a boss battle and/or smash bros stage

[whatsajulian]

These are all horrifying. Thanks for sharing

[albertnatural]

welcome to my bar(blog). Sit down. Have a drink(post). It’s on the house.

[miss-shydeer]

[nuka-breaker]

Power Armor is basically a fursuit for people who want to be robots

[mumblesbot]

sh sshut up

[scarletlotus182]

@binguspalico

[sloppystyle]

[poketcg]

illus. Tomokazu Komiya

[kadzuhara]

[grimeclown]

Kinda fucked up and nasty how vampires drink blood, imo. Like. Pepsi costs a dollar seventy five

[grimeclown]

Hospital

[grimeclown]

Not me I’m paying a dollar seventy five. At the hospital

[grimeclown]

I feel like we’re getting off topic

[bitegore]

So is pepsi if you steal it?

[grimeclown]

Because it’s only a dollar seventy five

[aromancy]

Why in God's name would a vampire drink pepsi

[midvvest-vampire]

Why would anyone drink Pepsi?

[grimeclown]

Huh?

[skywardkonahriks-deactivated202]

That’s why I’m not a fan of the sexy vampire trope.

1. It’s overused and supports the current status quote of typical vampire supremacy:worshiping rich folk.

2. Vampires prey upon humans and therefore symbolize capitalists preying on the working class.

3. Werewolves are much sexier imo.

[grimeclown]

[star-lara]

am I having a stroke????

[fiollaigean]

you might want to go to the hospital then

[sherlockfandomtandem]

I hear the Pepsi is cheaper there

[guerrillatech]

[oe6]