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The fact that Violet got fucked (literally), betrayed by her boyfriend, heartbroken over losing her friend, betrayed by her dragons, hurt AND poisoned all in the same day is wild. You guys complain she’s “annoying” but I think she’s not half as annoying as she could have been. Matter of fact she should’ve set Riorson House on fire as soon as she woke up and saw HER BROTHER was fucking alive. She took it too well all things considered

aprill-99

Xaden Riorson’s actions in Fourth Wing and Iron Flame both make more sense and become infinitely funnier when you remember that the man is 22-23 years old.

This man is AT BEST a first year grad student trying to finish compulsory military service in an active war zone while running the family business (ruling a legit kingdom) and taking on extracurriculars (leading a rebellion) as side hustles. On top of that there’s a literal plague of evil descending, institutional racism is against him, and his Situationship (calling Violet that cuz a lot happens there over two books and I’m trying to cover all the relationship levels) never seems to settle out for more than a month at a time.

Like, of course the decision making is not always on point. The man doesn’t even have a fully developed pre-frontal cortex yet and he hasn’t slept the recommended amount in 6 years.

shadowsingerofnight

brennan: you’re either part of the problem or part of the solution, so which is it going to be?

violet: oh I’m going to be the whole entire problem, just watch me

ridoc: hell yes!

aprill-99

Xaden Riorson’s actions in Fourth Wing and Iron Flame both make more sense and become infinitely funnier when you remember that the man is 22-23 years old.

This man is AT BEST a first year grad student trying to finish compulsory military service in an active war zone while running the family business (ruling a legit kingdom) and taking on extracurriculars (leading a rebellion) as side hustles. On top of that there’s a literal plague of evil descending, institutional racism is against him, and his Situationship (calling Violet that cuz a lot happens there over two books and I’m trying to cover all the relationship levels) never seems to settle out for more than a month at a time.

Like, of course the decision making is not always on point. The man doesn’t even have a fully developed pre-frontal cortex yet and he hasn’t slept the recommended amount in 6 years.

incorrect-fourthwing

Violet: Two years ago today, I married my best friend.

Violet: Xaden is still angry about that, but me and Rhiannon were drunk and thought it was funny.

stupidlybookish

Xaden: I just want to hear those 3 words.

Violet: I love you.

Xaden: That’s sweet, but try again.

Violet:

Violet: I will behave.

Xaden: There we go.

incorrect-fourthwing

Violet: I can fit my whole world in my hands.

Xaden: That’s imp-

Violet: *cups Xaden’s face*

Xaden, blushing: I have a reputation.

lost-in-fictionn

I love them, your honor

mysterylilycheeta

Xaden: Hey Violence, have you ever been arrested? Violet: Yeah, how could you tell? Xaden: I was gonna say “because its illegal to be that cute” but now I’m curious Violet: Aggravated assault. Xaden: Xaden: Yeah that feels right