HR of NAL (now FermiLab): Felicia, we hired you, because you are a ferret. But no matter how natural your inclination to steal and hide objects is, taking the coffee filters from the staff kitchen was taking it a step too far.
As much as we value your work as head of the accelerator-tube-cleaning department, I'm afraid your further employment at this institution is on the line here.
Felicia: *sad ferret noises*











