[studying-physics-be-like]

HR of NAL (now FermiLab): Felicia, we hired you, because you are a ferret. But no matter how natural your inclination to steal and hide objects is, taking the coffee filters from the staff kitchen was taking it a step too far.

As much as we value your work as head of the accelerator-tube-cleaning department, I'm afraid your further employment at this institution is on the line here.

Felicia: *sad ferret noises*

[lylylylylylylylyly]

i’ll turn on a 2 hour movie just to eat my food in 2 minutes and 17 seconds idc

[guerrillatech]

[glitchedcatto]

i think the joke is that it sounds like "we're sucking dick" to people who don't know german

[takaraphoenix]

oh gods but that’s such a fucking stretch like 1. someone who doesn’t know German has to hear it and 2. someone who doesn’t know German has to say it. You’d have to be the most ignorant native English speaker to pronounce it that way, because not even by a stretch does that sound even just similar if the person saying it tries even... a little bit... to pronounce words the way they are supposed to be pronounced...

[daisukoth]

germans when you call it a “toilet” instead of “the poopenfarten”

[engulfes]

something deeply intimate about being outside early in the morning all alone and seeing the world as she is

[rri55]

[cottagelf]

Growing mushrooms on a book about mushrooms!!

[real]

up to you.

[agnes-cecile]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[tinypaint]

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[karasflowers]

why do they still asvertise coca cola. if youre gonna drink coke youre already drinking coke and if youre not youre not. you dont need to tell ppl to drink coke

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[arcusxx]

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