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business majors will do coke off your ass on saturday night and then pretend they don’t know you in your econ lecture on monday morning

blacklodge2

fuck with a psych major then

champagnepuppies

psych majors will do lsd with you and tell you that they’ve never felt as connected to anyone as they do to you in that moment and then as soon as their trip ends they will spend the rest of your relationship disappointed because they know they’ll never feel as strongly about you sober as they did while on acid and when you take notice of that and comment that they seem to be growing distant they will psychoanalyze you and claim that you just think that because you have abandonment issues stemming from early childhood trauma

gaterade

fuck with an art major then

champagnepuppies

art majors will nut on your back and hand you their paint rag to wipe it off with and then when you don’t return their calls the next day they’ll make a painting entitled Succubus. 2015 (oil and tears on canvas, 36" x 48")

laterinthecaveoflesbians-deacti

Fuck with a film major

champagnepuppies

film majors will invite you over to “watch a movie and chill” and you’ll assume he means watch the first five minutes of something on netflix before getting distracted and banging but no. he has a french new wave film set up for the two of you to actually watch and you don’t understand french but he refuses to put on subtitles because he feels it undermines the artistic integrity of the work. when the movie is over he’ll undress you but not to have sex, just to “admire” your body. also he inexplicably smells like cigarettes even though he doesn’t smoke

sourpunchfuck

i am so sorry for your unfortunate mishaps with multiple major fields

dojacat

Mood

profeminist

bey

Do u ever just think about the first time u met someone & then compare it to where u guys are now & its like wow who knew this would happen.

You're cuuuuute :3

WHO R U

I love you jill

New phone who dis

I've always had a thing for you ever since highschool even into college... but after a semester we haven't talked since then and I always wondered if youd be into a guy like me. Too bad you never go on here and see who this might be.

Who the hell lol... I can't even try to guess who

Kirei dayo suki desu~

What??

What the heck..

I've had the Tumblr app forever but never bothered to open it til now.. what am I doing LOL

Thank you for nothing I guess...

I'm sorry

I think I need to start fresh… Maybe I’m not in the right position right now. I have been trying my hardest to put myself into a more positive mindset, but it seems like I’m having a hard time doing so. I know that lately I haven’t been myself, or the person I thought I used to be. I literally don’t have anyone else to blame but me. I was trying to make decisions for the better, for me and everyone else I’m surrounded by. I don’t understand why I have such a hard time every single day trying to make a better me… I let the littlest things bug me, causing me to become bitter. I want to be the best I can possibly be. It is kind of exhausting at times when I have to put up a front or be fake. It’s just not who I am and I’m not comfortable being someone I’m not. I want to better. I really do. I just don’t know if I can handle every little thing that will be thrown at me. I might need to be away from everyone, everything… This is honestly too much for any human being to handle. I don’t know how people can manage to deal with my stupid self.