What Treat is James Having Today?

Well?

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The Return of the Tall Cinnamon Snail, a new old album by renowned album man Bruce "Bruce" Willis.

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The stirring new modernized adaptation of Cold Comfort Farm, Cold Flat White.

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Classic treat. A bagel with cheese and a can of espresso milk, whatever that is.

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A piping hot mug of cotton candy Pero® and a stochastic quantity of something that resembles melted sherbet but is not, just like mom used to make.

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Radioactive croissant and triple espresso canned beverage that is radioactive ... with flavor exclamation point registered trademark.

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Science fiction bagel treat from a few days ago.

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Anything more elaborate than cashews and nacho cheese chips is malevolent bourgeois decadence. Like an oat milk latte in a can.

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Doffnut in the Sun, a symphony in four parts, by acclaimed composer Arvo PärtOfADoffnutYum

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"This shot is identical in composition, execution, effect, and profundity as any of the shots in Kubrick, Renoir, or Hitchcock. Cinnamon snail." -- Martin Scorsese

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"When you find yourself in a sticky trap, always use the sand wedge. Indeed, for success, it's the only successful wedge you'll ever really believe to resilience achievement." -- Mark "Charles Dickens" Twain

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Infinite treat.

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This croissant ate too much cheese and the cheese began to leak out the ends of the croissant. The moral is to be careful eating cheese hashtag careful pound sign cheese

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It’s not a American convenience store hoagie but it’ll do.

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Delicious lump of tall cinnamon snail. Delectable in any shape.

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Doffnut forever. Doff. Nut

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“Christ, this goomba again?” -- Mafia Mobster

“Yes. *spins gangster into the sun*” -- Tall Cinnamon Snail

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Treat. Coffee. Life hack. Hack life.

“At the end of your life hack, the only life hacks you’ll regret lifehacking are the hacks you didn’t life hack.” -- Willard Van Orman Quine