fuck me in the ass bc i love jesus

@whattthefuckkyle

i praise our lord and savior papa johns

76 posts

Life is a highway

explain

wanna ride it all night long

sonic06apologist

why did you reply to yourself

I refuse to share the spotlight but I like the meme format

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Ok i wanna know why we keep hypin up this moment in IW so damn much

because literally two seconds later, Thanos leaves Steve knocked the fuck out with one swift punch to the face

meanwhile Tony Stank is on another planet getting moons thrown at him and giving Thanos an actual fight using tech he built himself

like bitch even Thanos was Shook™️ for a moment before he did the stabby stabby which led us to this iconic line where he is talking directly to Tony!

But y’all wanna stay sleepin on Anthony Edward Stark callin him a villain and whatever. Like the behavior he exhibited was Iconic, like the Legend jumped out. And yes, Thanos did look annoyed when he was going up against Steve before getting the last infinty stone but it was probs because Steve’s dumb ass didnt realize that he has two fuckin hands and was just tryna hold Thanos’ hand or some shit idk

TL;DR: Tony Stark doesnt deserve this and Steve needs to step up his titan fighting game

Fucking this!

IFKRRR Justice is served!! Y’all hyped it up so much I laughed so hard when he was tossed like .2 secs later

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#steve was just holding thanos’ hand like a schoolgirl with a crush

I ship👀👀👀👀👀

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oh ymogd

Bye

Well, 1. it was a scene in the trailer and up until the actual movie came out, was actually the hypest moment in the whole trailer and 2. It’s still an impressive feat by our main man Steve Rogers because for a moment he did stop Thanos even though he had most of the stones at that point. Objectively Tony absolutely had the best fight scenes and lines in the movie, but ya’ll are also conveniently forgetting that Tony was also decked the fuck out by Thanos.

Also, how does that fact that Tony needs a billion dollars in tech to fight Thanos a point in his favor? At least Steve did it with his bare, albeit super powered, hands.

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First of all, your statement where Tony was “decked the fuck out”, where, honey??? He got right back on his feet and kept fighting, whereas your Main Man Steve got knocked out, as in unconscious? But nice try

Also, let’s get two things straight:

a) Steve: holds Thanos hand in trailer, later gets knocked the FUCK out

b) Tony: gets punched by Thanos in trailer, in movie, is the ONLY person to make him bleed

Third of all, I’ve had it with you amounting whatever Tony has to his “billions of dollars”. You show me another person who’s built the Iron Man suit with their chest ripped in half and a car battery stuck in it. The suit is Tony’s intellectual property, and it remains the only tech to hurt Thanos, no matter what you say.

And if we are speaking the “what is Tony without his billion dollars”, pray tell me what your beloved Steve was without the serum that he neither paid for, nor desgined?

Also, Steve didn’t “fight” Thanos. He only got knocked out by him. That’s not a fight, that’s just stupid.

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baby girl you snapped so hard everyone who turned to dust came back to life

I need to be the hottest person at the grocery store

Best part of Agent Carter

Realizing this guy

is going to help raise this guy

Alright, assholes.

I don’t usually defend Tony Stark. But this “Something went wrong” bullshit really rubbed me the wrong way. Wanna know why? Because the “Something that went wrong” was Howard Stark. The man that Tony idolised, and the man that abused him. And don’t give me that crap that in the MCU universe, Howard didn’t neglect or hurt Tony — he did. It’s very evident in the tie-in MCU comics.

But in both universes, Tony was raised by Edwin Jarvis. In 616, he has a father — Howard — who is constantly aggravated with his son, both as a result of his own drinking and because of what he feels Tony should be.

While Jarvis might be sensitive, thoughtful, intelligent and occupy roles that aren’t traditionally occupied considered “masculine” (which is bullshit in itself) if Tony ever displays anything remotely indicative of a “softer side” he is ridiculed, called a sissy, told that Stark men are “made of Iron” and abused by his father:

In the MCU, things aren’t depicted of being much better:

And in the MCU Jarvis, often, tried to soften the blow of Howard’s words an actions. But don’t think for a second that Tony didn’t internalise all of that. That he didn’t think that Howard Stark was the man he was supposed to be, and the man he wanted to be most like.

Of course, generally speaking — when Tony is the most like Howard — like at the Stark Expo, or during the senate hearings — it’s almost 100% preformative. That’s not who he is, or who he ever was, it’s who he thinks people want him to be, because it’s who his father wanted him to be.

I would go so far as to say that a lot of Tony’s womanizing ways, his alcoholism, his struggles with self-identity and importance all stem from the fact that he is often torn between being the man that he assumed his father wanted to be, and who he actually is.

If you look at Tony when he’s alone, or when he’s with the people he cares about the most, what you see is the caring, compassionate person who Jarvis raised, and that he is a lot more capable and a lot more loving than his father ever was. And it took him a long time to be okay with that, and with showing other people that that was who he really was

So yes… Just a reminder, Jarvis helped raised this man:

Don’t confuse the armour….

with the man who wears it.

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THANK YOU.

always reblog the best takedown ever.

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I know I reblogged this before, but it deserves ANOTHER reblog.

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THANK YOU FOR THIS POIGNANT EXPLANATION OF TONY STARK’S CHARACTERIZATION!!!!

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FUCK! YEAH! FUCK! YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAH!!!!!

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YES YES YES

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@reioka I feel like this is something you should see.

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

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Don’t confuse the armour with the man you wears it

I’m sorry I haz to reblog everytime I see it.

@themcuhasruinedme

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Best part of this is the gifs that they showed for the ultimate take down. “The armor” was shown as Tony, giving a speech in front of people. “And the man who wears it.” That was Tony in his armor, but not, showing who he really is. @itsallavengers I think you’re gonna wanna see this.

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Perfect.

Couldn’t reblog fast enough. Now that’s a takedown…

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The infamous take down ya’ll

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Come get this dick-fil-a

I’m tired of y'all reblogging this every Sunday

One of you shit heads are saving this post and waiting until Sunday to reblog it

I will fucking find you

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My Pleasure!!!!

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ring around the rosie

pocket full of

I saw an opportunity and I took it

This is what they mean when they say life flashes before your eyes as you die

For those wondering, the song is ”Mr. Blue Sky” by ELO.

Perhaps someone beat me to it, but here are ALL of the featured vines, in order of appearance:

I won’t hesitate bitch

Hi my name is Tre and I have a basketball game tomorrow

Whaddup, I’m Jared I’m 19 and I never fucking learned how 2 read

Kermit the Frog jumps off building

Fr e sh a voca do

back at it again at Krispy Kreme

There is only one thing worse than a rapist

Club Jam (yes a really good book)

At least the taco was free

I am the Sand Guardian, guardian of the sand

Grandma loves ping pong too much

If your name is Junior

Welcome to Target

I’m just cooking pizza

Cole Sprouse dress-up game

On all levels except physical, I am a Wolf

Kid hits ceiling of gym with rope (breaking free)

Kid smacked by fly swatter

Fuck it up Kenneth (my boy going to school)

Um I’m not finished (Tyler the Creator)

WE’RE BREAKING FREE

SAIL

I’m Squidward

So I’m sitting there, barbecue sauce on my tiddies

So no head? (breaking skateboard)

Actually, Megan (I can’t sit anywhere)

No off topic questions (Chris Christie)

What the fuck, Richard

Drop it like it’s hot (its just luke)

Bored as shiiiiii

Liberian accent (plasma globe)

New haircut (Parker Kit Hill)

Summertime sadness (chicken)

More like hurricane TORTILLA

I got an a-bor-tion

All Around the World (TheJasminator)

When there’s a cutie next to you at a red light

Snake licks lollipop

Accept yourself, love yourself

Be whatever you wanna be

Don’t touch Zac’s music (LENARR)

Whoever threw that paper, your mom’s a ho

Can I please get a waffle?

Turn off the flash you fucking moron (Star Wars)

Ebony Jenkins (shut up!)

Kevin, watch the light dude

Horse meditation

A girl a dream & a clothing hanger

Is that a weed? (911 microwave)

Helium balloons (floating car)

Fireplace fairy

I’m your freestyle dance teacher

I can’t believe you’ve done this

Which way the Quiznos is

Impossible paper toss shot

Hemtube (dancing with cat)

I nurture my skin (Shaq)

Why are you running

Happy birthday?

Thicker than a bowl of oatmeal (courtroom)

Farkle falling

Fuck you (soda machine)

Squash banana (the branch I was holding broke)

Take On Me

And now my sock is wet (water gun)

All I ever wanted was some motherfuckin guala

When there’s too much drama at school

Two bros chillin in the Hot Tub

What’s your name? (ouija board)

Chillary Clinton (chillin in Cedar Rapids)

Guy drops slurpee (7-Eleven)

Girl scared of convertible car

Guy who is self-conscious about his lisp (Rice Krispies Treats)

Would you like the spider on your hand?

Shopping cart crash

We actually have the chip reader now

I’M A GIRAFFE

Dinner with Zayn Malik (Chihuahua eating spaghetti)

I HOPE IT’S HELPFUL TO SOMEONE! Peace ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)

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this gave me such a warm feeling i legit teared up no joke

BEAUTY

# most powerful magic users

Only one of these characters survived Thanos.

Never not reblog this

I’m- I neeD him

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Me going into endgame knowing full well that all my faves are dying:

Me coming out of endgame when all my faves are dead:

electricxmayhem

it really is next to impossible to write realistic sibling dialogue, I just passed my brother on the stairs and instead of greeting each other like human beings I said ‘born survivor’ and he said ‘youtube rewind. let’s set it to rewind.’ like you ain’t gonna find that shit in a novel

aw man writing siblings is so wild because sometimes you just can’t portray it

me and my little brother don’t even greet each other - if we pass each other on the stairs or in the corridor, we jump into ridiculous fight stances then feign karate chopping and slapping each other (stopping just before we make contact) whilst making “HIIIYA” and “POW” noises for a solid 30 seconds, then silently walk off and continue what we were doing

and then sometimes he’ll either just do the Had To Do It To ‘Em pose when I enter the room or dab as a greeting

electricxmayhem

exactly! I have three younger brothers and the original post was just about the oldest, the middle one and me usually do some kind of elaborate dab also, and a lot of the time when I see the youngest I just yell his name like a wrestling commentator…siblings have a different language

my twin brother and I just point at each other like that spider-man meme if we see each other at school

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my brothers and i greet each other in several ways, eg.

saying “boo” in an extremely emotionless way as the other will gasp in dramatic response, or say “gasp” just as emotionless, either works.

the whole random karate chop motion sequence for 30 seconds before continuing with your day is also a Thing. we also like to salute.

pulling random faces when we see each other anywhere or yell as if we are terrified by each other’s presence/face/etc. I did this with my older brother in high school as well, across the hall, no shame.

We also like to pretend to not know each other at all and introduce ourselves or go “who the fuck are you what the hell are you doing here”.

One just comes walking in starting to sing the circle of life, another continues.

“Zeus!” “Brother!”

there is a lot of elaborate dabbing between me and my little brother.

with my little brother it will often be meme related. If he is in bed or his back is turned, I go “psshh” and he does the vine of the small girl in bed going “what?” sometimes I go WHADDUP LOGANG and he immediately goes into dab mode. It scares strangers a little. sometimes I fake sneeze so he can go “I HAVE A BOYFRIEND”.

“You put that candy back I ain’t buying you all that mess—oh, try me bitch!”

it’s true, you cant put this shit in a novel.

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Some of you have healthy relationships with your siblings and it shows

Tom: *talks about dumb stuff on his live*

Harry, an intellectual:

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Cheat Sheet for Writing Emotion

Anger:

Grinding teeth

Narrowing eyes

Yelling

A burning feeling in the chest

Heavy breathing

Unjustified or justified accusations towards other characters

Jerky movements

Glaring

Violence

Stomping

Face reddening

Snapping at people

Sadness:

Lack of motivation

Messy appearance

Quiet

Slow movements

Crying

Inability to sleep

Frowning

Red eyes

Isolating oneself

Fatigue

Not concentrating

one of my room mates sets his alarm for 3:00 am every day and i have yet to figure out why

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