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Pennys eyes turning red are her being mad about someone trying to hack her and not her actually being hacked.

If I’m wrong don’t tell me please.

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Ruby: Who ate my cookies I’m going to ki-

Weiss: I did

Ruby: Kiss you and buy you some more, you don’t eat enough

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Penny: How do you ask someone out?

Ruby: well first you-

Weiss: Don’t ask her, she asked me out in a McDonald’s bathroom.

Penny:

Penny: and you said yes?

[fckingweeb]

Excuse me, Penny, but have you met Weiss?

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Yang: You’re using protection with my sister right?

Weiss: We’re lesbians Yang, why would use condoms when I’m on top of-

Yang: I MEANT! You have her back in battle.

Weiss: Bullshit you knew what you were doing!

Yang: haha yeah... So you’re on top?

Weiss: Well-

Yang: I can’t believe my flesh and blood is a bottom.

Weiss: Please stop.

Yang: No.

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When my brains nice to me:

Ruby: Oh no Penny’s being hacked!

Weiss: It’s ok Ruby, I’ll help her and we’ll get her through it together!

When my brians being mean to me:

Ruby: Penny’s being hacked! Help me Weiss!

Weiss: Oh so NOW you’ll talk to me!? NOW that you don’t have the option of ignoring me for your real doll I’m suddenly worth your time again!?

[idk-what-girls-are-but-ilovethem]

HAHAHAHAHAH

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Ruby: Weiss we need to spend more time together.

Weiss: Is Penny emotionally stable?

Ruby: no...

Weiss: Then get back over there!

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When my brains nice to me:

Ruby: Oh no Penny’s being hacked!

Weiss: It’s ok Ruby, I’ll help her and we’ll get her through it together!

When my brians being mean to me:

Ruby: Penny’s being hacked! Help me Weiss!

Weiss: Oh so NOW you’ll talk to me!? NOW that you don’t have the option of ignoring me for your real doll I’m suddenly worth your time again!?

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Weiss: what did Blake and your sister send for your birthday?

Ruby: Yang made me cookies! She always makes the best. Too bad we can’t get them fresh...

Weiss: They live in menagerie it can’t be helped.

Ruby: I guess. Hey, when are you going to give me a present?

Weiss: Well after you imposed a spelling limit I couldn’t buy a theme park for you like I was planning.

Ruby: That’s probably for the best.

Weiss: So I got you something... more personal.

*Weiss gets on one knee*



Ruby: Weiss?

*Weiss pulls something from her back pocket*

Weiss: Ruby would you do me the honor-

Ruby: Weiss we’re already married.

*

*Weiss pulls out adoption papers*

Weiss: Of having a child with me?

Ruby: *gasp* Yes! Yes! A thousand times yes!

*Kiss*

[chiefladylightyay]

: D

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Ruby: How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?

Weiss: 407.

Ruby:

Weiss: don’t you ever doubt my power.

-later-

Ruby: I am going to Marry her.

[chiefladylightyay]

That is such a specific number, and I am totally onboard with Weiss having calculated her way there.

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Weiss: I’m stone cold. Unbreakable. A true ice princess.

Ruby: *smiles*

Weiss: I’m a mess, help

[onyx-noire]

Like everyone, you’re not special

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Penny: How do you ask someone out?

Ruby: well first you-

Weiss: Don’t ask her, she asked me out in a McDonald’s bathroom.

Penny:

Penny: and you said yes?

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Weiss: I’m stone cold. Unbreakable. A true ice princess.

Ruby: *smiles*

Weiss: I’m a mess, help

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Bumblebee head cannon:

Yang needs reading glasses. This is why she doesn’t read much and when she does it’s magazines, she doesn’t like how they make her look.

Blake loves Yangs reading glasses.

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I need to talk about RWBY.

I love the characters. Up until Oscar I loved all of them within seconds of them being introduced. The actual story is stressful to me and I don’t know why. It’s not the most intense or whatever it’s just a lot. It’s always stressed me out even in the first two seasons. I stopped watching after season five because I reasoned that it was the happiest ending we’re ever going to get with that show, and this season is called happy never again. I don’t know why I still read all the stuff about what’s going on in the plot it comes up and I start freaking out. That’s why I write fluff, to balance out. I can’t deal with this while my life is already stressful, but I still want to see these characters that I love. Please send me fluff I’m begging you, I don’t know why I make myself stay up to date on what’s happening in the show please help.

You don’t have to read that I just needed to push it out of my brain thank you.

[rwbygenerator]

are you serious? right in front of my Ice Queen?

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Ruby talking about the bees pda

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Weiss: what did Blake and your sister send for your birthday?

Ruby: Yang made me cookies! She always makes the best. Too bad we can’t get them fresh...

Weiss: They live in menagerie it can’t be helped.

Ruby: I guess. Hey, when are you going to give me a present?

Weiss: Well after you imposed a spelling limit I couldn’t buy a theme park for you like I was planning.

Ruby: That’s probably for the best.

Weiss: So I got you something... more personal.

*Weiss gets on one knee*



Ruby: Weiss?

*Weiss pulls something from her back pocket*

Weiss: Ruby would you do me the honor-

Ruby: Weiss we’re already married.

*

*Weiss pulls out adoption papers*

Weiss: Of having a child with me?

Ruby: *gasp* Yes! Yes! A thousand times yes!

*Kiss*

[melonishus]

Anyone have some active RWBY discords ?

[whatupimanon]

No but I’ll reblog for you.