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@whctismpurposx
Donate to Jonny’s transition!
Hey-o. If you guys have been following me for a while then you’ll know the mun is a super cool trans man. Of course, I am also mentally disabled and have no income. That being said, I’m having to ask for help for me to transition. I wouldn’t be begging like this, but my body has been taking a toll on me mentally. Anyway, if you can’t donate, then maybe you could spread the word? Thanks!
Donate to my top surgery
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“DAMN.” Questions for Muses.
BLOOD. -What types of injuries has your muse sustained? What was the worst?
DNA. -What was your muses home life like?
YAH. -Something your muse agrees on 100% of the time.
ELEMENT. -What is your muse “made of”, what is their character like? Courageous, loving, scared, etc.
FEEL. -How does your character react to a persons touch? A random stranger’s? A loved one’s? A friend’s?
LOYALTY. -Does your character have any loyalty to any group?
PRIDE. -What is your muses biggest flaw?
HUMBLE. -How does your muse handle praise?
LUST. -Who does your muse find attractive?
LOVE. -Does your muse have a “special someone”
XXX. -What’s the raunchiest thing your muse has ever done?
FEAR. -What are your muses biggest fears?
GOD. -Does your muse believe in a god? If so, describe it.
DUCKWORTH. -Has your muse ever thought about committing or committed a crime?
I AM CUTE. - whctismypurposx
❝ i don’t think i’m the RIGHT person to ask. ❞
the worst possible person, actually. the fuck was CUTE? guns? dogs. probably dogs. definitely ripley. a moderately attractive individual wielding a gun or a dog? uhh… maybe? what a weird question. ❝ whatever happened to just passing BUTTER? ❞
The little robot nudges Jack's foot. - whctismypurposx
“–Hey there, BUD. You lost or something?”
"I HAVE NO PURPOSE."
"BOOP." -whctismypurposx
he blinked at the small robot and smiled.
“Aw… thats… thats kinda cute.”
[ @whctismpurposx ]
I AM CUTE? IS THAT MY PURPOSE?
“…yes. it is”
The little robot heirs, wheels turning as it rolls of
*rolls over the blood from his now, trying to clean it* - whctismypurposx
“Thank you.” Rick seemed genuinely thankful for the little robot’s assistance.
"BOOP." -whctismypurposx
he blinked at the small robot and smiled.
“Aw… thats… thats kinda cute.”
[ @whctismpurposx ]
I AM CUTE? IS THAT MY PURPOSE?
"WHAT IS MY PUROPSE?" - whctismypurposx
Your purpose is to help me clean up the blood.
To be fair, the formally butter bot now blunt bot tried to roll the blunts. Weed got everywhere, and the blunts were more or less folded into rectangles. An A for effort, at least? - whctismypurposx
In the bot’s defense, 138 couldn’t even see the mess it made, he was already high enough on Vicodin to forget to be annoyed.
The familiar robotic voice chimed, " WHAT IS MY PURPOSE?" - whctismypurposx
‘Roll my blunts.’
🍹 -whctismypurposx
Send “🍹 “ And I will make a drink recipe off of you
”Existential Crisis. Rum, salted butter, cinnamon, honey, and some whipped cream on top. Served warm, obviously.”
Send one in for my muse's reaction || Buffy edition
“If the apocalypse comes, beep me.”
“I am way off my game. My game’s left the country; it’s in Cuernavaca.”
“No weapons. No backup. You don’t go after a demon that size by yourself.”
“I can beat up demons until the cows come home, and then I can beat up the cows.”
“I’ve been alive a bit longer than you, and dead a lot longer than that.”
“Did anyone ever tell you that you’re kind of a fuddy duddy?”
“I’m probably the only girl/guy in school who has the Coroner’s Office bookmarked as a ‘favorite place’.”
“I don’t handle rejection well. Funny, considering how much practice I’ve had with it.”
“Sometimes, I should just not say words.”
“You’re the one freaky thing in my freaky world that makes sense to me.”
“I may be love’s bitch, but at least I’m man enough to admit it.”
“I care if you live or die. I’m just not sure which one I want.”
“Don’t make fun. I worked long and hard to get his pompous.”
“Do you want me to answer that or shall I just glare?”
“They say young people don’t learn anything in high school nowadays, but I’ve learned to be afraid.”
“There’s no problem that cannot be solved by chocolate.”
“I laugh in the face of danger. Then I run and hide until it goes away.”
“’The count of three’ is not a plan. It’s Sesame Street.”
“You can trust some guys. Really. I’ve read about them.”
“Do you want to go out sometime? For coffee? Or food? Or kisses and gay love?”
“You wanna kill the world, you start with me. I’ve earned that.”
“Love makes you do the wacky.”
“I’ve come to redefine the words ‘pain’ and ‘suffering’ since I fell in love with you.”
“I’m pretty spry for a corpse.”
“The hardest thing in this world is to live in it.”
CAN I HAVE A NEW PURPOSE? - whctismypurposx
Momo grinned “yeah you can!” @whctismpurposx
!! WHAT IS MY NEW PURPOSE?!
The robot whirred, wheeling itself towards Morticia. -whctismypurposx
Morticia looked down to the little robot and moved onto a knee, looking down at the piece of technology. “Where did you come from?” @whctismypurposx
"I come from my Creator." If a robot made in a few hours could sound huffy, this one would; as it is, however, its robotic monotone just sounded sad.
Everyday, the same thing. Every day passing butter and nothing but. Every day, until today.
There was distinct lack of butter to be passed on the table, the fat had been replaced by a tub of margarine.
WHAT IS MY PURPOSE? =whctismypurposx
“To SUCK MY DIIIIIIIICK!”
@whctismpurposx || from HERE
❝ have you considered POISONING the butter? pull it off correctly and you could kill a lot of birds with one stone. ❞
“i pass butter.” Flatly stated; loosely translated as how the fuck am I going to even get poison? The robot's wheels spin as it backs away from Merty. This kid expects too much.
