[haterrific]

[watermelon-jollyranchers]

fuckkkk blur was so right. sometimes you really are looking for girls who are boys who like boys to be girls who do boys like they’re girls who do girls like they’re boys

[wheelorochi]

[alien-wooliee]

merry christmas y'all

[studentofetherium]

[sinnerscrypt]

“SYNTH FAGGOT”

[hot-cicada-milf-summer]

There better not be beasts all over the shop when I get there

[txttletale]

i fucking love the cock carousel loop by the way it has some of the absolute funniest moments in the game back to back... it gets talked about less than the mr. evrart loop because you have to fail a pretty specific combination of checks to get it but the argument you have with rhetoric in it is hysterical

[drowning-lessonz]

there is so much pain and suffering in the world but there is also 80s new wave. remember this

[sunnymeel]

baba chan

[yharnam-is-a-fuck]

[tropiyas]

[disco-dancing-in-the-desert]

[van1llaskys]

[fat-fuck-hairy-belly]

[moldavite]

even a forehead kiss would have a maladjusted freak like me bricked the fuck up. to be honest

[txttletale]

like, obviously disco elysium (unlike borderlands 2) is an incredibly well written game with rich prose and lots of extremely funny jokes that are delivered through dialogue. but still, all of the moments of humour that are most memorable to me would be less memorable if not for the ways they interface with the game mechanics: the ice cop hat fuck show rant is funnier because it's the result of a failed check. "pigs gonna have sex!" is a funny piece of dialogue but it's made infinitely funnier by having the option to write that down on the autopsy form, even if you don't actually pick it. the "mr evrart is helping me find my gun" loop and its unsung cousin the "cock carousel" loop wouldn't be as funny if you didn't have to manually select the option several times and then have it presented to you as your only option several more times. the homosexual underground wouldn't be as funny if you didn't have to spend eight in-game hours thinking about it

[frodo-a-gogo]

YOU - "Give me a drink, bartender."

REACTION SPEED [Medium: Failure]